So... last night. Feeling good. My gf and I took a few xanax. Nice buzz. I put the moves on her and of course she can't resist. I lead her to the bedroom and take her clothes off and throw her down on the bed. Make out a little. I go down on her for a few minutes. It's time to do the deed. She's on her back, near the foot of the bed. I decide I wanna fuck her like that with me standing at the edge of the bed, her on her back. So I grab her legs and the sheets and pull her closer to the edge. Which usually would be fine. Not this time. Not only do I pull her over, but somehow I manage to pull the entire bed over. It's never moved before. Idk wtf happened. The wheel was directly lined up with my foot. All of a sudden I feel a TERRIBLE pain. Like somebody just hit my toes with a meat cleaver. I throw my gf to the side and she's like "ouch wtf are you doing?" I ignore her and tear my foot away and feel another awful pain. The wheel of the bed ran over one of my toes when the bed rolled and it was still on my toe when I tore it away. I look down and there's a puddle of blood. My gf runs for towels and gauze. Cleaned it up. The tip of my fourth toe is split like a snake's tongue. Nail is in half. So I had her wrap it (tightly) in gauze and tape it up. Hurts like a motherfucker today. Had to take a day off work. Getting socks and shoes on was an impossibility. Haven't looked at it yet today. I'm kind of afraid to unwrap it. Awful.