Sex with an amputee

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jul 13, 2015.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Could you, would you?
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    again?
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I have a long joke about that. Too long to type. Assume I lol'd big time.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    dont hold out
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I'm stumped by that question.
     
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  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    The punch line is her father says "they usually leave her out on the tree stump. "
     
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  7. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I don't see nothing wrong....with a little stump and grind.
     
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  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    are we talking about a digit or a whole foot or something?
     
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  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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  10. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Have you seen pics of Stump Hottie?
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    i have not
     
  12. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    You should ask to see them in the ag thread... someone has them.
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    i try my best to stay as far away from that thread as possible. once in a while i pop in to see the trainwreck, but i really hate going in there. i feel dirty.
     
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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Ladies, I lost the tip of my left ring finger. :cig:

    Any takers?
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    like a legless woman? could you?
     
  16. Jackass369

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  18. SorryBoff

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    Alright I have to see the uncensored version of this pic.
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    me too
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I knew I'd eventually have to bail on this thread.