Entertainment Sex with someone you love (or not) poll.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Javaforgotme, Jul 10, 2015.

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Be honest - how many times did you have sexual interxourse in the last month?

  1. 0

    39 vote(s)
    28.1%
  2. 1-2

    22 vote(s)
    15.8%
  3. 3-5

    29 vote(s)
    20.9%
  4. 6-10

    26 vote(s)
    18.7%
  5. 11-15

    10 vote(s)
    7.2%
  6. 16+

    13 vote(s)
    9.4%
  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Please don't make a mockery of this. "

    Sorry for being so clinically specific - but I wanted to shake out all the pud pullers who think that is sex.
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Just to be clear, it has to break the plane of the goal line to count...right?

    [​IMG]
     
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    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    So far, there are 5 votes for "0"....that makes me sad.... :(
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I bet you are the 16+!:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Pud Pullers lol
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig Banned User

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    Where is the category for 0 sex in the last 10 years? :(
     
  7. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    You could help those poor souls out if you really cared.
     
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    :omg:
    :console:
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig Banned User

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    Anyone wanna help me out? (Females only)
    Have pickup will travel!
     
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    i got my dick wet once since 2004 :grad:
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light

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    This really excites you, if she were having lots of sex with a guy?
     
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    TheJackiePuppet Well-Known Member

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    You must not shower much!:cwl:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I bet sex with a guy is very familiar to you.
     
  14. Bryce

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    of course i shower, stupid.

    :grad: but i never let the water touch my dick. That would be cheating.
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    Think I finally met my match. Been together for over 4 years now, and we still both want it 4 or 5 times a week.
     
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    K.

    Just trying to understand, buddy. Carry on. You fascinate me in what gets you worked up.
     
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    :lo5:
     
  18. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Not currently dating anyone.....4 random craigslist/tinder hookups in the last month. Nothing to write home about, but satisfied the need.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    wrong forum, try the bar
     
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    ok here's a pact:

    if we dont get any pussy by xmas.. we're fucking eachother in the asses. :grad:

    and then killing ourselves ._.
     
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