Sexual Mishaps and Surprises

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lawsy, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    This has probably been done before but...

    Here's a few of mine:

    nonoxynol-9 will numb your tongue and it's not a pleasant experience.

    cum mixed with gum (specifically Wrigley's Extra spearmint) equals disaster involving bits of said gum stuck in a guy's pubes. And watching him hover naked over a dim lamp while cutting bits of gum out of his bush with tiny manicure scissors is not attractive.

    I once bounced too hard on a guy and he was convinced I broke his dick. We actually called my mother since she's an FNP and asked her what to do. She told us both to calm down on the "hard sex." Ha!

    Anyone else? No judgment here. :)

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  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Here comes the schmoopy reps.
     
  3. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    nooooooooooo
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    corn on the cock
     
  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I think everyone has had the broken dick scare.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Did you hurt your balls when you broke that guy's dick?
     
  8. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    nose candy on the cawk is a bad idea :facepalm:
     
  9. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Awww Bobtraw is posting in my thread. :wub:

    Hi Bobtraw! :smile:

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  10. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    corn on the cock ~ naz
     
  11. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    apparently you can really injure that thing
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I also hurped on a guy's shaft once. He had no idea.
     
  13. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    This one time, at band camp...
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :wtf:
     
  15. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Did you snort it off or lick it? :c
     
  16. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I have to ask, the fuck is a hurp?
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I pushed it aside into his pubes.
    It was regurgitated bean dip. He did it to himself by shoving my head down on his dick.
    :dontknow:
     
  18. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    you know when you burp and a little comes up?
     
  19. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    someone once told me that if you dab a bit on the tip, you can go forever

    the forever part is true

    but you can't feel a gawd damned thing :mad:
     
  20. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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