Sexual proclivities/fantasies?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by ohnoes, Oct 11, 2010.

  1. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Let's hear 'em. What do you want? Like? Have never had?

    I'll go first: Honestly, the only reason I ever started posting on message boards or doing any of this online shit was to fuck a white chick. I've had every other type of ethnicity, chicks who were part white etc. but I could never close the deal with a 100% white woman. I was always either too white looking for the big girls who like A group of lovely people or too poor, black or ghetto for the high class bitches. I dream of one day being the meat in a Dev/Tuesday sandwich but alas that's only a dream. I figure if I hang with y'all long enough I can figure out how to tell a white broad what she wants to hear, because this "being myself" shit isn't working. :jj:
     
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    Why did I think you were married, Snappy? :scratch:
     
  4. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    I've been married. Lasted about 4 years.
     
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    :lol1:
    I guess I would still like to bang a Japanese and a Ginger.:smile:
     
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    I remember you mentioning that you and your family drive to Alabama every once in awhile to visit other family.

    Kid or kids?
     
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    I can't really think of any fantasies. :scratch:
     
  8. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    No kids. I married this Dominican broad in my early 20s because she gave me sex whenever I wanted and was looking to be naturalized. We made a deal where her family paid me after the fact and she wouldnt try and draw out the divorce process...as long as I had no objection to her keeping my name. We still keep in touch and fuck occasionally to this day. She loves having an American last name. Every place she goes she gets treated better, gets called faster etc. :jj:
     
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    A ginger?

    Odd.

    The only ginger I'd consider is Christina Hendricks, who isn't really a ginger she just plays one on TV.
     
  10. ohnoes

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    Oh yeah, my "other" family is my fam on my father's side. I love 'em. Hardly get to see them but they're always hospitable. There are a lot of mixed race people down there so I don't have to deal with as much of the stupid shit as up north when I go there. Can buy or be given guns whenever I want as long as I'm willing to drive back. Good times.
     
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    Yaaah, an authentic Irish redhead is definitely on my list of white chicks I wanna bang...although a strawberry blonde (acagirl) would do just fine. :jj:
     
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    That chick Laura Lighten on melrose place was a ginger:)
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    At least I think she was??:scratch:
     
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    I aint touchin this thread with a 10 foot pole
     
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    She's got Mara/Rooney money coming her way too.
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    Have you REALLY never banged a totally white chick?

    This is odd.

    My list is exclusively white except for ONE.

    I did make out with a half-Korean chick once.
     
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    Meh.

    No tits, old hands, mannish face/shoulders... and I bet she's got freckles on her knees.
     
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    Do eeeeeeet.
     
  20. Jack-A-Roe

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    I just wanna bang a chick who isnt wicked fat or ugly. Some day I hope to achieve this.