SEXY Girl Sitting on Guys

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  1. Nemo

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    Cunt. What would happen if I guy did this? OUTRAGE.
     
  3. joemama

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    Idiots
     
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    Trigger warning this shit. This is uninvited touching, also known as rape. Think of how traumatized all these victims are now. I hope Obamacare covers the years of therapy they'll need.
     
  5. Nemo

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    silly white people pranks
    legally you are allowed to insert 3 fingers
     
  6. Beffquus

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    Would have love to see one of those guys say "Lucky you! It's free breast exam day" and grab her tits. No judge/jury would convict.
     
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    battery
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What I wouldn't give to drop her fat depressed ass in Bed Sty in 1990.
     
  10. I invented that

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    Correct, two in the pink and one in the stink:grad:
     
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    She's looking for trouble.
     
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    Good thing AFROMAN wasn't there
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Look at me! Notice me! Love me like daddy didn't!
     
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    I imagine a rape was much closer than she was aware of
     
  15. Dorb

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    Are u ghay?
     
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    The white guy tried to make his black friend think it was a racial prank. I think he was upset she wasn't sitting on him.
     
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    Hell, she can sit on my face!
     
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    No, just pointing out hypocrisy and the hatred of the white man.
     
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    A cute chick can get away with almost anything. Golden key to life.
     
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  20. wife is a whore

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    I would put my arm around her, so my hand was on her belly, then slide it up to the tits, while saying, "Make this worth my while and there is a nice tip in it for you." Just like I do on lap dances.
     
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