Sexy Stern show staffers' Valentine's Dinner

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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    i was expecting an empty table
     
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    will looks like The Rat when he took Jennifer Jason Leigh to dinner to that place that had the huge tables.
     
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    kaplan's looking good. lost a lot of weight.

    will is cute. looks like he never ages. kind of looks like johnny knoxville's long lost cousin.
     
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    I would say Kaplan needs to take a razor to that neck beard but I remember how hairy that mother fucker is so it is probably grew in a few hours after he shaved
     
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    jason looks like a fucking cartoon and not a cute one.

    will looks like he's preparing for a role as a wolfman with aids.
     
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    i don't know how it's possible, but Will looks like he has even less-broad shoulders than Wiggy.

    real manly men on that Stern show there.
     
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    Considering Howard couldn't beat up a midget and his security needs a yellow pages book to be able to drive the car.....

    The only man on the show is Fred. John Hein, Tim Sabian, BabaFatass, Will, Jason and JD..... I'm a fucking pussy and I look tough compared to them.
     
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    so is the suit Jason's thing now? The boy trying to grow up?
     
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    Gotta love how Jason's unkempt quasi-beard almost meets his chest hair. What a look.
     
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    Kaplan looks better, but that "Alice the Goon" nose still stands out like an ugly neon sign.
     
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    Will got in fights with fans at football games? He looks like a pixie stick.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Kaplan looks like a mid-level radio ad salesman who just lost his job.

    Will looks like a Seattle hipster trying to kick heroin.

    The scariest revelation from BOR today was that Kaplan & wife have secured a new house and plan on getting pregnant, yikes. I was cooking though and didn't catch every detail, but I think that was the gist.
     
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    When Kaplan orders a pizza moving trucks knock at his door.
     
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    WHAT??? I thought jason wore 2 condoms because he was terrified of passing on his genes? That lexapro is scary!
     
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    Will has shoulders?
     
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    i wouldn't be too quick to give fred that honor. he's always gone overboard with his macho "i'll kick your ass" responses to anyone challenging him, but when artie went nuts in the studio, he just sat there and watched while others grabbed him and held him back. if he was so fucking tough, there's his chance to help out. he talks real big right off the bat, hoping that'll avoid anyone actually stepping up. i'll bet he never beat anyone's ass and couldn't, especially now. he's just weird weird, not crazy weird.
     
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    The only reason Kaplan looks better is because he has his clothes on...underneath that outfit is one fat, hairy, gross slob.
     
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    Nah, he's just being a lazy fuck. Look closer. He's not one of those guys with so much Sasquatch body hair that he has to decide where on his neck to stop shaving. Kaplan just ain't cool or smart enough to pull off the slightly-unkempt-yet-also-smooth look.

    God bless him for losing weight. I hope it helps his health and longevity, but he's still an interminable goof.