SF 49ers QB Colin Kapernick's girlfriend

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Arizona State track star, check out that ass!

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    meh... could do way better
     
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    is that frank gore?
     
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    colin is my fantasy QB... :yes:
     
  5. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    She's just going to be a "Baby Mama". Colin will be hitting free agency in a couple of years but most likely SF will offer him a giant contract extension next season.

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    Whew, I was worried it would be a white woman.
     
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    Butterface. And many young women look good in those kinds of stretch pants. I do give her credit for avoiding a cameltoe shot.
     
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    that's next
     
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    Have you been to the Bay Area. The white chicks there look like guys. Most of them are dykes or fat. The only hot chicks there are the asian bitches and the black chicks in Oakland.
     
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    His arms are too hot, but his head is freezing.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Wow, cute girl!


    For a blaek
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    That comes with the next contract.
     
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    Sleep Goon Squad DawgShed News

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    I hope that was a sarcastic :yes:
     
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    I'll bet they make the very nasty sex together

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    she looks like willow smith.. 12 yrs old.
     
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    She's a dime a dozen, I was expecting more along these lines:

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    This would be an example of :quote:an away game:quote:.

    As unattractive/mediocre, but with a great ass as Kapernick's girlfriend is, she's got Russell Wilson's now-wife :facepalm: beat.

    She now looks insane and manly..........................like someone tried to cook up a Hillary Swank-clone in a lab and spilled a bottle of something, or put in a little too much or not enough of something.

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    midget body
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    ghetto belly button. Botch job. definitely from oakland