Shade is a human concept?

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  1. JoeyG

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    Are they fucking kidding me? I didn't have a chance to listen the day after Bianca died, so I was listening to the replay today. First of all, Howard keeps saying what good parents they are to Bianca, and how Beff is an angel for how she takes care of her, then, in the same breath he talks about how many pain meds she's on just to keep her alive. How fucking selfish must you be to make this dog suffer every day of it's life, just so you have a fucking plaything moping around the house? Then, he starts talking about how it's "amazing" that she would always seek shade when outside. Even Blobbin piped in that "Shade is a human concept"!!! No, dumbfucks - shade is not a human concept. Shade is cooler than the full sun, so if an animal wants to stay cool, it goes in the shade. I can't believe how fucked up Howard has become since marrying that bitch. God Dammit I'm so pissed right now...........
     
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    Shade is a human concept?
     
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    She's a fucking idiot.
     
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    Howard invented shade.
     
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    HOWARD SHADES!!! NO ONE ELSE!!!! :pissed:
     
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    Howard pisses on shade!!!!
     
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    you would put your dog to sleep because it had arthritis? bianca could still walk fine and was getting laser treatments and taking meds to control it. bulldogs have a ton of health problems as they age, if you buy one you have to accept that they are difficult to care for and won't be in great health. you dont put it to sleep just because it has a non life threatening medical problem.
     
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    it was that howard would just say shade and the dog would go to various locations that had shade. i guess howard thought that required some creativity or intelligence for the dog to know always find a cool location when he said shade. there is a more of a generalization to "go to the shade" than there is "go to your cage"

    howard is impressed whenever someone or something isn't a complete idiot. he had trouble believing that sal and richard could even write a letter. :dontknow:
     
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    Dude, the dog fell down stairs and had a seizure disorder.
     
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    Or that Richard is a super talented drummer.

    Remember when Mike Piazza came in and was super-excited to meet Richard? That really threw him for a loop. :artiejj:
     
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    kangaroos love shade

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    hahaaa that made me burst out like a retar...beth
     
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    there is a school of geese that live outside my work building on the waterfront.

    throughout the day, as the sun shifts, they keep moving to stay in the shade from the trees on the grass.

    since howard invented shade i guess he must have taught them to do this.
     
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    Howard taught that to the lions and the kangaroos!
     
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    I would put my dog to sleep when it required multiple and daily pain meds just to keep it alive. That's not counting all of the other meds the vet had the dog on. Bianca was living past the normal number of years for a bulldog, and required drugs just so that she could live. Yes, you put a dog like that down. Yes, it's hard, but it would be totally selfish and vapid for one to keep it alive just so that that person wouldn't have to make a tough decision.
     
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    Well look who he spends all his time with!
     
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    Well, at least they didn't start cutting parts out of normal healthy dogs (although I'm sure they would have if they could). Breeding/buying genetically fucked up animals because you like the aesthetics is more evil than animal testing in my book.
     
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    I was cracking up as I typed it.

    I wanted to add "Robin is a shade" but didn't want to go to crossbar. Or offend any of my black friends. :chair: