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  1. SouthernListen

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    http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/09/28/is-dry-shampoo-healthy.html

    There’s a trend in the beauty world called the “no-poo” method. For a while now, Celebrities have been touting this routine, in which you ditch your regular shampoo routine to maintain your hair’s natural oils. But is it right for you?

    We got this email from a viewer:

    Dear Dr. Manny,

    I’ve read that my hair will be healthier if I stop shampooing it every day. Is this true? And what about using dry shampoo?

    Thanks,

    Tammy


    Remember, the scalp has different oils than the rest of the body. It can tend to build up and allow for overgrowth of bacteria and yeast. When that bacteria grows, it can cause dandruff, itchy scalp, flaking scalp and even hair loss.

    Dermatologists say you shouldn’t stretch your shampoos more than two to three days, but this can vary depending on your hair type. The most important thing to remember about shampooing is that it removes dead skin cells and excess oil, which prevents dandruff.

    As far as dry shampoos go, they aren’t substitute for the real thing. For more, we checked in with an expert:

    “Those do absorb some of the oil, but they also sit on the scalp and allow the oil to stay there, and again the yeast and the bacteria to overgrow, so use those sparingly,” said Dr. Melissa Piliang, a dermatologist at the Cleveland Clinic.

    Do you have a health question? Tweet me at @DrMannyonFox.



    Oops, looks like it's Fox News, so @Daveindiego can safely disregard this.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That was a lot of buildup for that joke
     
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    She's such a wordy chick...
     
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    I have rockstar hair.
     
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    You're balding, but he has a mane like a lion to take care of.
     
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    Hell at this point you can drop the "ing"
     
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    Hhhmmmnnn, that reminds me, might be time to wash my hair.
     
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    Jayla Holding out for a Chad or a Normie Gold

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    I do Howard's routine. Just revel in those dark locks that get thicker with age.
     
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    My lady has started to subscribe nightmare trend to this but doesn't factor in she works out four days a week and sweats like a prowling wombat 7 days a week

    It's like hugging Ickey Woods after an overtime loss


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  11. Lou Loomis

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    And the French... they're get so much credit for having scintillating-sounding words and artful pronunciations....

    The fucking just added "ing" to make "shampooing" to mean "shampoo" ???

    Not impressed :fil:
     
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    Send my love to the Nondescript Bear Jordan. :hat:
     
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    I like the "wood shampoo" that the cops give.