WTF Share a goofy high school prank

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    i have tons of stories from working in a grocery store in high school and college. Some favorites:
    - we'd hide walkie talkies behind food and fuck with customers, "psst, psst," "help, I'm trapped under the milk, " etc.
    - we had a vending machine in the entryway with those plastic bubbles with toys inside. We took the top off and filled some bubbles with condoms and others with dead bees
    - if we opened the store, we'd sometimes draw a chalk outline of a body on the sidewalk and pour pop or something on it to look like a stain. If we were pushing carts in, we'd look sadly at it and tell customers we aren't allowed to talk about it
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Ugh. I really was a "good girl" for the most part, but I did a few very dumb, very naughty things that I'm truly ashamed about to til this day.
     
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    In elementary school my friends and I found a playboy calendar in his dad's garage.

    We ripped the pages out and buried them under the rocks in our school playground.

    During recess we would bring girls to th3 rocks and be all, "what's that under there?" And then rip up the pic of some hairy 90s bush with fake tits to freak them out.
     
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    :schmoopysex:
     
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    Somebody did the shit dollar prank on this girl in college. Where you wipe yoUr ass with a dollar, pUT it on the side walk and wait for someone to pick it up.

    The girl that picked it up was called shit dollar for the next 4 years.
     
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    A friend of mine used to get his Gatorade taken by the jocks every day at lunch. He started dumping out a little gatorade and replacing it with piss and adding some sugar. They always drank it. Not so much a prank as it is revenge, I guess.
     
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    Spill the beans sister!
     
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    In our high school library we'd take the magnetic security strips out of books and put them in the lining of people's coats or book bags. And watch them set off the alarm again and again and again.
     
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    One time we took this nerd in PE class and tied weights off to his feet and threw him in the pool.


    :c
     
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    One time, we threw toilet paper all over the principles house.



    Then we doused it in gas, and burnt the house to the ground.

    :c
     
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    I feel bad about it now, but when I was a teen we'd drive around
    with a super soaker water gun and shoot people at bus stops.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I don't recall any pranks. The school was vandalized once, severely enough that classes were cancelled for a couple days for clean up. Another time all the buses had their ignitions super glued. Nobody was ever caught for either crime. I had no part in them.
     
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    This one time, we got hella drunk at a party, drove drunk, and killed 3 people.

    Hilarious.
     
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    blew up a few urinals with m1000..
     
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    This one time, we went to the rivals highschool that had a goat for a mascot and stole it, and committed satanic rituals on it.
     
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    this wasn't a high school prank but we stole the chief of police's wheels off of his squad car in the driveway of his house and left it on cinder blocks...never got caught..
     
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    Me and some other kids stole some pills from a science kit and I put them in the high school soup tureen. The science teacher said they would give you severe constipation. Seemed like a good idea to me.
    I ended up taking the fall for everything. I was charged with larceny, poisoning, malicious destruction of public property, and I was expelled. That was the first time I was expelled.
    Good times. The 90's were fun!
     
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    Dominick's or Jewel?
     
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    We noticed one day in the cafeteria that an elderly lunchlady who worked the ice cream cooler used to pick up and pocket loose pennies that people would roll her way. One day my friend Kurt brought a lighter and tweezers. He heated up a JFK half-dollar, then rolled it in her direction. She bent over, touched it, then screamed, as the skin on her fingertips was melting. Ouchie!
     
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    ...this one summer in band camp...
     
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