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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    one and done.

    i was massaging my cat's stomach because he hasn't pooped in a few days and all of a sudden he ripped a loud fart that scared him and it smelt really bad.
     
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  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    my hipster-esque colleage was jogging the other day and a lone 20-something guy in a car pulled over to the side of the road and yelled "FUCKING FAGGOT!" at him and then drove away. :jj:
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    one time I told my then-GF that she had a smelly pussy .. we broke up a month later.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Woke up, cried a little, went back to sleep
     
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  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    once i slept in the same bed with a chick all night after a wedding reception but didn't make sex with her because i had to fart.
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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    I fucked a dog
     
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  9. Harry Gibbs

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    that's not really funny bro. way to bring us down.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Went to a movie, it was a comedy,the big fat guy in front of me would laugh hysterically at the funny parts and rip huge farts every time.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    My friend passed out in the front seat of the car while I was fingering a girl in the back and I held my finger under his nose and the smell woke him up.
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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    When I worked as counselor for youth sex offenders, I shit my pants at work, and left 15 sex offenders alone to do who knows what while I ran to McDonalds to dispose of the evidence.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I don't believe in love, I never have I never will.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol:

    once i went to a concert with some friends and this a-hole friend of theirs who shit his pants in the car and then ran into a days inn lobby to use the bathroom and "ace the undies."
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    One time, I was in a Sex Offenders class with 14 other people, and the instructor bailed out for a while, so I raped 4 of the other people in the class.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    way to fuck 4 dudes bro.
     
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    Raped them in the what?
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    It's never worth the pain that you feel.
     
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    They were all sex offenders. It definitely would have been consensual
     
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    Was in my friends car, he ran into the store, found gay porn magazine in door holder...not friends anymore
     
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