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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by KOC, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker!

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    - A lot of people are opting for bourbon in their egg nog, but I still find dark rum is the way to go.
     
  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Drink before you meet up with your family/friends.
     
  3. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker!

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    Sleep with one eye open (clutching yallses pillow tight).
     
  4. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

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    try avoiding it like the plague
     
  5. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker!

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    We have a winner.
     
  6. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I just wait and bed and have that bitch of a mom give me my Christmas presents and egg nog after the parade.
     
  7. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut? VIP

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    If I don't get what I want I find that throwing gifts across the room , then holding my breath while laying on the floor kicking , motivates my fam into getting me the gift i wanted .
     
  8. Mack

    Mack stirrer of shit Gold

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    that was always a bad idea for me. really bad. :eek:
     
  9. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker!

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    Everyone else in this thread is joking.
     
  10. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut? VIP

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    I think I may cook my turkey today . It's just me and my girl doing dinner today and I love turkey dinner .
     
  11. KOC

    KOC Happy Easter, cocksucker!

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    You can do like Paulie in Rocky and get drunk and throw it out the window.
     
  12. FOXXXONE

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  13. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Truth serum? :p
     
  14. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut? VIP

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    I might take some cooking pics , give Dan a Christmas bump in his thread
     
  15. Super Mario

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    :jj:
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello Gold

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    After larges dinners with the inlaws, grab the recliner closest to the fireplace and have yourself a nice hour long nap......You miss all the drama and give the bastids something to be pissed about :c