Sharks!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I want to talk about sharks

    Let's talk about sharks in this thread


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  2. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    They are fish.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Did you know that when a shark bites you, their teeth are so sharp you don't really even feel pain? Its like a knife in warm butter. Usually what you feel is the pressure.

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  4. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    it's not shark week :no:
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    do you fallow the tagged sharks on fb?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    No
     
  8. face palm

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    I knew a shark that was sad and lonely and couldnt speak shark
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Sounds like a faggot to me
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    you should its interesting
     
  11. Dirty South

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    Sharks don't bite in the conventional sense. They grip and tear. :scared:
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    A great white shark was gonna eat Manatee Mike but it decided it wasn't THAT hungry.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Why the hell was this on my phone?

    Why the fuck did I take a picture of inside Taco Bell last night? :jj:


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    second

    it's not shark week

    :no:
     
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    guessing you liked the artwork
     
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    California Tortilla gives out Shark Fin hats for Shark Week :grad:

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  17. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Why does your taco bell have that faggot artwork hanging up? :wtf:
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    wtf do we need sharks for anyway?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    They remodeled it
     
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    The Baltimore Aquarium