Sharon Osbourne Has a "Major Announcement" Later

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  1. Lou Cypher

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    People are guessing that she's moving to the British "X Factor". :dontknow:

    And I guess she means West coast time...
     
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    Maybe it's that she and Ozzy just paid off a good chunk of their back taxes? :dontknow:
     
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    She's going to stop being a fame whore and let Ozzy to resurrect his career..? :dontknow:
     
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    She's only good on the X-Factor if she has Dannii Minogue next to her.
     
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    Beff Stern is joining "The Talk" ?
     
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    She has a lump the size of a grapefruit in her gunt?
     
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    She's getting her gut stapled again?:dontknow:
     
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    Bill Ward joins Sabbath?
     
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    Don't scare us like that. :eek:
     
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    jack moved out
     
  11. Lou Cypher

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    Oh Jesus help me. I mentioned in some other thread that my onscreen televison guide listed Beth on The View as "Beth Ostrosky Stern - 'America's Got Talent' judge." :eek:
     
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    Kelly is changing his name to Kelly and lopping off his penis to be more like Howard Stern?
     
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    Howard and his fuck puppet Beth (HFP) have decided to use Sharon as a surrogate mother for their baby..
     
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    She seen Howard in his dressing room without his hideous wig on.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    She'll be announcing the final step in her "beauty" process, which will be encasing her head in Lucite.
     
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    She's donating a kidney to Nick Cannon
     
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    Fixed
     
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    She is joining Cougar Life since it is such a trustworty company.
     
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    All very funny responses, but no, the real answer is that the little black IS going to Vegas.
     
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    so what was the announcement????????????????????????????/