Shart Thread

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  1. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Post your worst Shart stories.

    Mine: Grandpas funeral. It stunk the already goofy smelling funeral parlor. I was 13 :nojj:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    zoben Well-Known Member

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    Haha! Mine was when I was like 12 and I was in the car while my mom went into the grocery store to pick up a few things. It was so bad I had to get out and throw out my underwear in the dumpster behind the store and find some leaves to wipe myself off.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    zoa traininmyanus

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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Gumb, Jame. :nojj:
     
  7. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Do you?
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Hi Goat :hw:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Son! :hw:
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I way mistimed a shit break at work about a year ago... didn't quite make it, so I went straight to my car, went home, showered, shamed myself, put on an identical looking pair of pants, and then went back to work after a "long lunch."

    Thank you
     
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    zoa traininmyanus

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    absolutely not!
    my dad always told me never trust a fart, learn2fart without shitting your pants, kthanks
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    How big are your dumps? On average?
     
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    zoa traininmyanus

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    they range in size from small to medium
     
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    zoa traininmyanus

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    i have a really tight anus
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Intradasting
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Are you really a chick? Because if that's the case that's hot
     
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    zoa traininmyanus

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    i am, but i dont think anything about the any butthole is hot, to each their own i guess
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I unleashed some steaming joy in my pants at ages 25 and 35, I steeled myself for it to hit at age 45 but the prophecy did not fulfill itself.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Is it pink?

    @Phil McKrakin
     
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    zoa traininmyanus

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    not when im pooping