WTF Shasha greys sister?

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    Ran into someone at the mall and started talking to her. I couldn't help but notice how much she looked like Sasha grey. I wasn't really in a caring mood, so I outright asked her if she was Sasha grey and... To my surprise, she just giggled and said no.... I'm her sister Emily...

    I said "that was pretty forward", to which she responded "yeah, so was your question."

    We wound up talking for a few minutes about stuff. Then I had to go, as I was going, she. Said "I got something else forward is like to show you", then she tossed me her phone... Photos were open, lots of photos...

    So my question is does Sasha grey have a sister named Emily that's in the business?

    A followup: am I the luckiest man on earth?
     
  2. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    I need a pic of you to determine the BS level on this story.

    :c
     
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    I haven't been to a mall in at least a couple years
     
  4. Daveindiego

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    Is this guy Dopey from the Seven Dwarfs?
     
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  5. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I would have said one word to her and wait for her response: ANAL
     
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    Why was it 'pretty forward' of her to say that no, she was the sister? :scratch:
     
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    Luckiest Man.... I'm not sure about that one. You did end up walking away. I'd think the happiest man would get his knob polished at the very least. Maybe you're just happy.
     
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    So, like, why are you not banging this Emily Grey right now?
     
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    Did this girl say her name was Emily Grey? If she did she's bullshitting you. Sasha Greys real name is Marina Ann Hantzis.
     
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    "Shasha greys sister?"

    She's the besht.
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    I was just going to write that porn whores don't use their real names in the business.
     
  13. Beth143nacho

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    Hairs different. She wore it shorter.

    She was there with someone (we were both waiting in the front of the food court...

    I'd never bang someone in porn... Too ocd. She didn't care one bit about my blackness tho ... That's a plus.
     
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    Where in the mall were you? Victoria's Secret? In line at Panda Express?
     
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    She said "I'm her sister Emily".
     
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    Food court, friend was getting me a big Montana and curly fries...
     
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    Don't blame you a bit. When you start doing the math you soon realize that this porn girl could have slept with 6,719 men, and 3,289 women. And that's over her 18 months / 85 films deal.

    I sincerely doubt they were ALL clean.

    You definitely made the right decision!!!
     
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    You lost me at 'mall'
     
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    No Pictures ?
    Negged..:mad:
     
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    Were any of the photos nudes? Why would she show a perfect stranger her photos unless she wanted to bang?

    Sounds like you blew it dude.
     
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