She could buy and sell Beth 10 times over and leave her twisting in the wind

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 19, 2012.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Meet Mark Zuckerberg's wife. They married today.


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    Not an attractive couple at all. I hope he had a great pre nup.
     
  3. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    He's been with her for nine years. She's going to be a Pediatrician. If your Mark Zuckerberg you could get any woman you wanted in the world. You could get the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and go from A-Z.
     
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    She love him long time. Ca-Ching!

    [video=youtube;Aj9VArxREqY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9VArxREqY&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    She's cute.
     
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    She has a lazy eye just like beth!
     
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    and he's a billionaire. With his money he could buy every version and combination of the fleshlight. Why get married?
     
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    a tad on the mannish side
     
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    Nerds love asian chicks, and vice versa.

    She's got a mug on her though.....you were never gonna see her rubbing her vagine all over a new hosed down Mitsubishi at some car show.
     
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    lets see your wife OP
     
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    I hope they don't have kids. oofah
     
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    Ten times? I'd say more like at least 40 times. This chick can't compete with Beth though. She could have been selling Giftscriptions like Beth, but instead this idiot decided to waste her time getting an MD from UCSF Medical School. Plus she's not married to someone as handsome as Howard. What a loser.
     
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    glad I missed that
     
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    the OP doesnt have billions of dollars like captain Facebook does is the point...

    Not saying his wife is bad looking but she better have one hell of a personality

    for not looking like this

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  15. tHISisKiSSeL

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    that dress is shitty. all the money in the world and you buy that?
     
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    Maybe he loves her. :dontknow: Until she puts out a calender with animoes, gonna cut him some slack.
     
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    I'm glad he didn't have to buy a wife like Howie did.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    If theyre happy why should anyone else give a fuck?
     
  19. Tans Lover

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    Is she his friend on Fagbook?
     
  20. MutteringJohn

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    The only billionaire who seems to enjoy life is Larry Ellison at Oracle. He lives like a King. Trades in wives every few years. He's worth $36 billion. His home cost $110 million. All these other guys have guilt trips about all the money they have. Larry is going to give almost all of his money to charity but he's not going to deprive himself of anything while he is still walking around.