She needs a hobby/what I would do

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  1. happy francis

    happy francis Active Member

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    If you had that money and a huge property in the Hamptons like she does, what would you do besides play with kittens and have a ugly hat collection?

    ME: (I'm a girl)
    a kick ass garden with a green house - grow all kinds of plants an flowers all year long
    a pottery studio
    horses and a barn
    really nice dinner parties for all my friends
    travel
    sailing lessons
    ride my bike around town
    get a CC license and shoot guns at a range
    learn to cook in my gorgeous, equipped kitchen
    surf or boogie board
    antiquing
    grow some killer weed in the greenhouse
    host a benefit for a charity that helps people in need
    Drive a Tesla, a
    911, a pickup, or a Ferrari hmmm which one?

    God, there are so many cool things she could be doing, sheesh.
     
  2. CaptainFrank

    CaptainFrank Well-Known Member

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    The only hobby she needs is doing zumba to keep nacho happy.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I take it you're talking about Beffie. There are problems with her doing most of these things, mostly that she's too stupid to accomplish doing these things successfully. The others:
    Horses: With her horseface, she's afraid she'd get locked in a stall like the other horses.
    Bike riding: It's illegal to peddle pussy in the Hamptons
    Driving: Howie won't let her drive- he's afraid she'll leave and not return.
     
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    Mack29 Well-Known Member

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    Do we really want Beth handling a firearm ?
    On the other hand, maybe we do.
     
  5. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Um.....she can't even ride the subway without getting accosted for her beauty, do you really think she can be alone out in public now that shes so famous??? Stay in your cage, bird!
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    I love this post.
     
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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Her only hobby should be keeping her paycheck, I mean husband, alive.
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    all great easily accomplished ideas...its just illustrates how empty mooses head is. with not one original thought floating around in it
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    You're right--can you imagine all the arrests for public indecency her strolling around town would cause? Men are helpless in her presence because she's beautiful inside and out.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    Why?
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Yet, she can proudly walk around NYC with a bunch of dildos for a "friend". At least that's the story...
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I wonder if Yoko ever puffs on some grass... Thoughts?
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    She really can't do any of these things--her masturbation-inducing beauty aside--because she has never been interested in anything but looking good to attract a rich husband. Mission accomplished. Now she rests on her kittens, er, laurels.
     
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  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Beef attracted a rich husband WITHOUT looking good. Gotta give Beef his props!
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Isn't spending Howard's money, her "work" as a animal advocate, and constantly trying to worm her way on any red carpet that will let her on it hobbies for Beth?
     
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    Blur Alumnus

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    Ancient. Arabian. Mouth. Love. Technique.
     
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    Trophy Knife Well-Known Member

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    Why, when this could be in her future?
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    (Not my work)
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Exactly. I will never understand how someone with endless resources can lead such a boring life.
    The most important part is the time that it buys. She literally has nothing else to do besides fill her time
    with whatever she wants. What a waste. The bitch takes selfies all day with kitties.
    I have almost NO free time and I manage to run, cycle, sail, paddle board, go to the beach, travel, build etc...
    I would kill to have nothing but free time. FUCK!
     
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    collecting square tits
     
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    Howard pumps off thinking about all the men pumping off over her. It's the circle of pump. :derp:
     
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