She Needs a Plumbing Repair

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  1. Horse Be Gone

    Horse Be Gone VIP Extreme Gold

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    You just can't make shit like this up.... :shit::shit::shit:

    http://nypost.com/2014/01/27/opera-singer-cant-work-over-uncontrollable-flatulence/

    Opera singer 'can't work' over uncontrollable flatulence

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    An opera diva claims her career might be over — because she can’t belt out big notes without passing gas.

    Singer Amy Herbst is suing an Army hospital over allegedly botching a procedure that’s forced her off stage with chronic incontinence and flatulence.

    The alleged injuries happened while Amy Herbst was having her first child at the hospital in February. The couple said nurse and midwife Tiffany Williams performed a episiotomy without telling them.


    “No physician assessed or repaired the episiotomy,†according to the Herbsts’ lawsuit.


    [FONT=&amp]The botched procedure has caused Amy Herbst “to experience fecal urgency and incontinence, including periodic leaking of stool and excessive flatulence,†according to the lawsuit.

    [/FONT][FONT=&amp]“She is suffering through a very embarrassing and very significant injury, and frankly, the prognosis of a fully successful repair is pretty low,†the singer’s lawyer Charles Allen told the Army Times.

    [/FONT][FONT=&amp]“As a result of her incontinence and excessive flatulence, Herbst has been unable to work as a professional opera singer,†according to their lawsuit.[/FONT]


    I think with her it's two in the pink and none in the stink :eek:
     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Finally an opera performance I'd attend.
     
  3. PappYawn

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    Army hospital/ end thread.
     
  4. Divorce Chicken

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    New wack-pack member material?
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Pre-lubed
     
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    I'd be happy to mute her ass-trombone.
     
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    Just don't sit in the front row. I got a feeling it would be like a Gallagher show.
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Ok, I'm bringing a tarp.
     
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    Funny, I have the same exact symptoms but never had an "episiotomy."
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...she must have been giving up a lot of anal while she was pregnant. if she was queefing uncontrollably i could understand it.
     
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    seems like its all stink
     
  13. BethOsItchyHem

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    :D
     
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    Sounds like 2 in the pink, park the hummer in the stink.
     
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    .............The Aristocrats.
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Performed an episiotomy without telling her? Oh by the way, while I was down there I cut your snatch open all the way down to your asshole. Hope that's not a problem. :wtf:
     
  18. Brokenbad

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    Is it really that bad? Depends.


    Not to worry though, her and Will The Fartter could collaborate on the remake of "Classical Gas".
     
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    That's what I was thinking. If so, that nurse should be fired
     
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    They could tune her ass so they never need a pitch pipe and always stay in key.