She Really Loves Her Some Salsa....Woman Stabs Boyfriend In The Groin For Eating It All

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  1. teehee

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    Phyllis Jefferson, Ohio Woman, Stabs Boyfriend for 'Eating All of the Salsa': Cops
    An Ohio women allegedly stabbed her boyfriend multiple times Sunday after complaining that he had been "eating all of the salsa" they had been sharing, a police report said.

    Police found Ronnie Buckner, 61, bleeding outside his Akron, Ohio, home around 4 p.m. local time Sunday. Phyllis Jefferson, 50, had stabbed him with a pen after she started yelling about his salsa intake, the report said.

    She then tried to knock over his TV, and he had to catch it from falling, the police report said. As he watched TV, Jefferson retrieved a small kitchen knife and stabbed Buckner in the stomach, according to the report.

    Jefferson fled the scene before police arrived but she was later apprehended on an interstate highway. After her arrest, Jefferson told detectives that she had stabbed her boyfriend because "she wanted to leave," according to the report. She has been charged with felonious assault and criminal damaging, police said.

    Buckner was a rushed to a local medical facility. His injuries did not appear to be life-threatening, according to NBC affiliate WKYC.

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    Police say that, about 4 p.m. Sunday, officers responded to a stabbing in the 100 block of Lake Street. The victim Ronnie D. Bucker, 61, of Lake Street, reported he was eating chips and salsa with his girlfriend, Phyllis D. Jefferson, 50, when they got into an argument over who was eating all of the salsa.
     
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    Seems reasonable.
     
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    Phyllis be movin on up to the big house. :whistle:
     
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    There may be some other, underlying issues
     
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    That's a great recap. They're watching TV, eating chips and salsa, and she starts complaining that he's not sharing it with her. Pissed off, she did what any of us would do..grabbed the nearest available shank (a pen), and stabbed him. Then she tried to knock over his TV, so he caught it. While many lesser men would have reacted differently to being stabbed by a pen, such as: A. Screaming hysterically because he was just stabbed by a pen, or B. Catching the TV and smashing it over her head because she just stuck him with a pen, he simply went back to watching TV at which point she went to the kitchen to retrieve a better, shinier, sharper shank.

    Because this happened at around 4pm Sunday, I have to guess that he had Michigan State or Louisville in his bracket and there was no fucking way he was missing the end of that regional final!
     
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    Not Florida? :dontknow:
     
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    I'm sure this is not the first time Ronnie ate all the salsa without her. He probably had it coming. :coffee:

    But, yeah, Phyllis is batshit crazy.:crazy2:
     
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    They loves their salsa in Ohio!
     
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    Arkon, Ohio??? @CrucifiedAGT !
     
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    We are fiercely protective of our salsa here.
     
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    Nonsense. You drives the wimmins crazy.
     
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    The key word is crazy.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    You have to learn to look past the great tits and recognize the cray cray. IOW, stop being such a man. :)
     
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    We both know that isn't going to happen. Ever. Great sex plus tits are my kryptonite.
     
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    I'll be your sponsor. Call me when you get weak. I'll talk you through it.
     
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    I get it.
    I beat my ex-girlfriend with a cricket bat for taking the last Pop-Tart.
     
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    On Seinfeld the Jews made salsa funny
    In real life the blacks made it an excuse for mayhem
    TV Jews are less terrifying
     
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    I will put your name on speed dial, its only a matter of time.
     
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