Shed Ladies: I need fashion help

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Caffeinated, Feb 28, 2015.

  1. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    @SomerSky especially.

    I need new spring clothes, but I'm such a fucking midget/spinner the only clothes that really fit are juniors, and at 44 that really isn't ok anymore. I usually have to shop online, but I don't know where to begin. Banana Republic has great petites, but I also need clothes that I can afford to get dirty playing with kids, etc.

    Please don't make a mockery of this ;)

    I'm sure Puppet will chime in :shitcoffee:
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    I really need assistance. I have very little fashion sense.
     
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    OOoohh I'll give YOU a "midget spinner" and "banana republic" that'll fit, honey!! Ask these guys to put you in leather skater-boy clothes with a Scarfifornia twist......

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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    You're the best, ARM...how I've missed you!!!

    :cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Would you let Ryan Lever put you in wigger duds??

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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    Uh, no can do.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    looking at ralph's face makes me mad
     
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    Plz post some pictures of you in just your bra and panties so we can get a sense of your body.

    Us guys who arent gay but love womens can certainly steer you in the right direction.

    Dont be shy Deee.
     
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    You never disappoint, Puppet.
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    That's pretty much the whole show's staff now. Therein lies the problem with the whole show. Try not punching your screen after THIS pic...

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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    :mad:
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I got this......sent me your sizing, height/ weight, I'll sent you a few of my fave places to shop on line...I tend to mix expensive with cheap/trendy.....also if you send me tit pix, it may help!!!o_O
     
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    my wife likes Macy's and Dillard's and SteinMart < for older women.
    oh and Chico's
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    when my son worked at Barney's she got some nice dresses and a pair of
    Louboutin shoes.
     
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    :faint:

    :uwub:
     
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    Naked is in style this year. :coffee:
     
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    Absolutely, SS!!! Thank you. For you, titty pics. Anytime. Sorry, @GaryPuppet ;)
     
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