Shed's new favorite golfer

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  1. shitbird14

    shitbird14 Active Member

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    Howard related because he can drive a ball 300 yards. Dude is engaged to Paulina Gretzky who is a fucking knockout- and is also accused of smashing out two wives of other golfers on tour.... Alli Spencer MacKenzie is a former FHM model (beth related) and Erin Walker.

    Yesterday, golfer Dustin Johnson released a statement saying he would be stepping away from the game to take care of "personal challenges." According to a report today on Golf.com, Johnson was suspended six months for testing positive for cocaine. He's allegedly failed three drug tests since 2009, one for weed and two for coke. Why golf, of all sports, should give a shit about these things, we do not know. (Johnson, incidentally, is engaged to Paulina Gretzky, who is basically cocaine in humanoid form.) More interesting is what Golf.com delicately calls Johnson's "sexual indiscretion with at least one wife of a PGA Tour player."

    First, the drugs. From the report:

    According to the source, Johnson has failed three drug tests: one for marijuana in 2009 and two for cocaine, in 2012 and 2014. He was previously suspended for the 2012 failed test, but that suspension was never made public. Under the PGA Tour's drug-testing policies, the Tour is not required to announce any disciplinary actions against players who test positive for recreational drugs.

    In 2012, Johnson played the Cadillac Championship at Doral in March and then did not play again for 11 weeks, until the Memorial in late May. Johnson said at the time that he was not playing because he hurt his back while lifting a jet ski. However, Golf.com's source says that Johnson was actually serving a suspension for failing a drug test for cocaine. The PGA Tour had no official comment at that time and Winkle denied that Johnson had been suspended.

    Johnson's conduct has long been a topic of conversation among close observers of the Tour. He is often seen in bars near his home in Jupiter, Fla., and is also known to have had a sexual indiscretion with at least one wife of a PGA Tour player.

    Robert Lusetich of Fox Sports says Johnson's actually fooled around with two spouses:


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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    :lmao:

    Looks like he "holed" out...
     
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    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    The Great One has to be so proud of his daughter

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    He gets hot chicks, Tiger gets hot chicks, I should have taken up golf.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I was hoping he'd be cute:confused:
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    Will Gary book him for the show?

    How big is his cock?
     
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    Paulina Gretzky is overrated. I hear how incredibly hot she is and I just don't see it. She is pretty, but nothing special.

    BTW, in the picture in the original post where Gretzsky is posing with a friend in bikinis, her friend is far hotter than she is.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    his "secret" is finally out.
     
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    Golf is dying an ugly death in this country. Younger generations just don't give a shit about it (I don't blame them).
     
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    Her dads $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ makes her look a lot better tho.
     
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    that is the best daddy's money can buy. that place and she look really cheap.