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  1. Captain

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    Meet 2016's first contenders for Parents of the Year.

    Having lived for a few years in Wisconsin, let's just say this doesn't surprise me in the least. What Florida is to bath salts, Wisconsin is to booze.

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    Couple Allegedly Allowed 9-Year-Old To Drive Home Because They Were Too Drunk
    They were reportedly too intoxicated to do so themselves.


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    MILWAUKEE (Reuters) - A Wisconsin couple allowed their 9-year-old daughter to drive them and their 11-month-old baby because they were too drunk to do so themselves, according to Polk County Circuit Court records.

    Jason Roth, 36, and Amanda Eggert, 32, pleaded not guilty at the court on Friday to charges of recklessly endangering safety and neglecting a child, according to the online records.

    On Jan. 31, a sheriff's deputy responded to a call about an erratic driver and found the couple and their children parked at a boat drop in Polk County, about 75 miles northeast of Minneapolis, according to a criminal complaint.

    The deputy arrested the couple when he learned that their 9-year-old daughter was driving them and their baby home in their pickup truck because they were both intoxicated, according to the complaint from the county prosecutor's office.

    Eggert also faces several charges stemming from a fight she had with paramedics who arrived to help her with a cut on her hand suffered when she was snowmobiling earlier in the day, court records showed.

    Lawyers for the couple were not immediately available for comment.
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    Oh
     
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    I said it before and I'll say it again...[​IMG] Ain't no livin' like white trash livin'!
     
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    They both seem to clean up well and they did make an effort not to drive drunk.
    I'm guessing part time Civil War reenactors.
    I mean did the 9 year old break any traffic laws?



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    ahhhh 20 years from now they will be having a beer laughing about it.
     
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    Single wide or double?
    Wheels off or on?
    Septic or public sewer?

    Can't make a final assessment without all the facts.
     
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    Responsible parents. They knew driving drunk would put their kid in danger. I give them credit for thinking outside of the box.
     
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    All legit questions. My buddie from NC sent me the pic, place is out in the sticks near him.

    Looks like a double wide.

    Wheels have probably rusted off.

    I'd guess an outhouse, because they probably haven't paid the septic/ sewer bill in years
     
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    looks like a redneck yard sale gonna happen next week.
     
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    Looks like a single wide
     
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    more like 20 minutes
     
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    It's a double wide. I test these things for asbestos before they get demolished. A single wide would have a flat roof.
     
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    dang that's a hard 36 and 32
     
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    I'll take your word for then.
    My family lives in nc and I'm always impressed at how trashy people can make these look.
     
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    Shit, man. Thanks a lot. I've only ever known two women named Eggert and now I have to live with the fact that this inbred, trailer park queen pictured above is actually the better looking of the two of them.

    Goddamn father time sucks.














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    Whoah! I see someone laid off the swimming and jogging and discovered Panda Express.
     
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