News Shhh! FBI: UC Merced was an ISIS inspired Attack

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  1. CrucifiedAGT

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    Please keep this quiet, ok? Please don't categorize this as yet another terrorist attack on American Soil.

    Darn Assault Style Knives!!!

    "In November, 18-year-old Faisal Mohammad attacked one student in a classroom before attacking three others, authorities said. A campus police officer shot and killed Mohammad.

    Federal investigators scoured Mohammad’s digital history and found that he appeared to have taken inspiration from terrorist sites and propaganda, the FBI said in a statement."



     
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    The best analogy I've heard about Muslims and letting them into the country I think was from the Wing Bowl clips or similar Wolfie interview where a drunk guy compared Muslims to a bowl of M&Ms.

    If there were a bowl of 100 M&Ms and you knew most of them were fine but at least three of them were poisonous, possibly more, would you eat a few of them or let your kids have some?

    Obvious answer is fuck no. I can't understand why libtards are such self-immolating cucks.
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I like Skittles better anyway :no:
     
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    Do this April 1; put out a bowl mixed with skittles and M&M's. Hilarity will ensue.
     
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    A liberal cuck would argue you're throwing the baby out with the bathwater. That there is no bowl of 100 M&Ms that lack poisonous candy. They say that since 1 in a billion blue M&Ms are poisonous, and 3 in 100 orange M&Ms are poisonous, you MUST mix the 100 in with the billion and now say 4 in a billion M&Ms are poisonous, that's not so bad. Please ignore all color.
     
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    If straight, Caucasian men were on a mission to kill innocent people for their religion, you can bet your sweet ass there would be laws on the books keeping them out of this country, most assuredly it would be facilitated by the left too.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I see that, and raise it


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    Yeah, we know.
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    Mind blown! You filthy mother fucker!
     
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    Diabetes in a bowl. :woot:
     
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    Seriously.

    Peanut M&Ms > Skittles
     
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    Fuck them all and hail to the king of candy


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    And on a completely unrelated note; How do you send a gif on a Samsung Galaxy S5 to a chick you know from Tinder?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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    That is the gayest candy around. Fail. Oh but dont forget to answer my how to send a gif question, K?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Are you sending it ON Tinder? I've never used that but if it's like anything else you can probably just copy and paste the url. She'll have to click it, I assume it won't just show in the message window.
     
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    Psssh as if. If you eat a bunch of them the sourness starts rubbing the roof of your mouth raw and you feel like you're eating delicious glass.
     
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    No, on the texting app, the stock samsung one, not the gay verizon one. We have moved on from Tinder to fucking and sending texts that one ups each other in laughs and vulgarity. Yours captures both quite elegantly.

    Please take this seriously. :uhat:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Just texting? Yeah same deal, I don't think you can embed an animated gif but you can copy and paste the link to her :dontknow: