Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FSFN, Nov 20, 2015.
This is on a bunch of cable channels now...
Shine can be considered a racist word!
we got bigger problems than that bullshit right now.
thank god for DVRs.
I don't have time for this between The Bachelor and new episodes of Gotham, Robin.
Aka, "The concert that will hopefully calm down the blacks in America"
You may say I'm crazy, but I believe someday we'll have an African American President in the White House - and that's the day we'll be able to demonstrate that all races have equal opportunity in America. ....... Maybe, someday.
Hey pal, you're gonna love this!
How do you keep a black guy off your lawn?!
Put a NOW HIRING sign in the window!
That's killer shit! "Stump the Jokeman" shirts are $20!
Someone shine a light on my asshole. I think I have a new roid forming
That was really good but you have to remember to put it in quotes. It let's everyone know from the first word that it's a Howardism. Trust me. I've done about 500 of them (three of them really good.)
Send me down to the principal's office! I'm a racist, send me down! I dare 'ya!
Here's another one for 'ya! What's the longest and hardest thing for a black guy?!
i think the adding of the ",Robin" at the end can sometimes make it funny because you're reading something you THINK is serious and are like 'wtf is that poster thinking??? then you see the ",Robin" and you're all like
I never thought of it like that. That's a really good point. It should be a tired routine, but I never get tired of writing them or reading them.
i never tire of reading them. some are so spot on you think he actually said them.
The best ones aren't too far out there. That's why I like the one @Time-Pilot just did. I could picture him saying that.
"Quotes" got it!
How did the Million Man March evolve into Black Lives Matter?
I guess their Dads were too busy marching lol
By "race" you mean whatever gripe some liberal black person has at the moment, right?
Cause there are more Hispanics than blacks, and Obama just made the Hispanics into "white people" to deal with their issues.
Hispanics haven't been near Europe for 100,000 years, but Barry calls them white.
OMG, that is funny