Shit everyone should know

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    The point of this thread is simple...

    what is some shit that you think everyone should know?

    Don't be a dick, tho. This thread is for solutions. A simple "everyone should know how to balance a checkbook" isn't good enough. Provide a link or description as to how to balance a checkbook.
     
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    Fucking makes babies.
     
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    basics of barbecue:

    Steven raichlen is the best person I know to teach these basics.

    His television shows "barbecue university" and "primal grill" are available on YouTube.

    His books are great. I use his sauces & rubs book as well as his ribs book often. Barbecue university is an all out staple of basics. All available at Amazon.

    Some techniques to learn:

    The poke test to determine doneness

    Spatchcocking a chicken

    Basic rub ingredients and how to incorporate brown sugar into a rub

    Cooking techniques
     
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    how to change a tire on a car

    I've had people disagree with me on the internet over this
    but I feel they are wrong
    I see a guy who calls the tow truck guy to change his tire and I assume he's a dandy
    I apologize for any offense
     
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    Marriage is for suckers. Stick to balancing your own checkbook. :grad:
     
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    Don't give a hooker money to buy cocaine.
     
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    I think people should know shit from shineola
     
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    It's down the road.
    Not across the tracks.
     
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    How to figure out percentages in their head. For instance something is 30% off or tipping 20%.

    Also how to make change without using the cash register.
     
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    Don't eat the yellow snow.
     
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    know how to do simple home repairs. It can save you lots of money.
     
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    Before you call a repair man, check the internet and YouTube for a fix. YouTube bailed me out last year with my fridge.
     
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    this one always works for me :angel:
     
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    Yep - Toyota wanted to charge me like 75-100 bucks to change the cabin air filter in my truck - it takes less than a minute tilting the glove box door down to replace / you tube
     
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    "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

    And the slightly less well-known: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
     
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    Only get gas earlier in the morning. Gas is stored underground and in the early AM it is at its most dense and will give you more gas for your dollar.
     
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    Don't listen to Howard in the mornings. You will be less pissed off and can put the time to better use..

    Bwaahahahahahhahaa!!!!
     
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