Shit Got Real At The Shopping Cart House

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I was coming back from McDonalds this morning and the retarded looking nog was on the ladder at his windows and I asked him if he locked himself out and says "no Im recording my girl fucking some other guy on my phone" and I was like LOL WUT and went inside and ate. Then there was a bunch of screaming and yelling and shit, I looked outside and the retarded nig was driving down the street on a bicycle and some other boon I never seen comes out the front door with the woman bleeding and shit and they got into the car and left.
     
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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    not reading :dontcare:
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    it was wordy, but it's interesting :mad:
     
  4. Shine

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    This certainly did not happen
     
  5. Satori Brah

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  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    cliff notes
     
  7. blairg

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    it fucking did :grad:
     
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    In a movie? In a dream?
     
  9. blairg

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    :rolleyes:
     
  10. Porn Stache

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    You don't "drive" a bicycle, Blllaaairrrrgggg.
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    Ask him for the video.
     
  12. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    That did sound odd.
     
  13. blairg

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    fuck that she's like 600lbs you don't wanna see that
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    Tootie, pics you dumb bastard! Pics!
     
  15. blairg

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    without getting into details, there is a reason I haven't posted any cell phone pics lately :nocheer:
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    i don't care if you dropped it in the toilet. Get a new phone!
     
  17. jackie the jerk

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    Just put on the rectal lens and squeeze your cheeks together and take the pics.
     
  18. blairg

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    It's not broken enough to get a new one, I might get a cheap digital camera.
     
  19. blairg

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    :weird:
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    JtJ wants to see pics of your rectum! :jj: