News Shit...just got caught.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by check1, Feb 27, 2016.

  1. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    12 year old son just walked
    in as I was enjoying some bud. He asked "what's that"? I had a crap answer.
    I'm a marijuana fan. I think it's a good thing. I also don't want my kid thinking it's ok anytime before he's a grown man.
    Fuck.

    What's my line geniuses?
     
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    I learned it by watching you!
     
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    Ask if your son's dealer has better shit :cig:
     
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    stop coping with smoking a plant. u pothead!
     
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    It's your mothers.
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Stop bogarting and pass it faggot
     
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    Better than him catching you jacking off.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    This.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    His boyfriend
     
  11. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    Tell him you're a raging alcoholic and you're trying to improve yourself.
     
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    Jayla Doopy do! Gold

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    Eek. I dunno. I have found that the adage "kids do what they see, not what they're told. " to be about 75% true.
     
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    Tell him you have cancer, and it doesnt' look so good, so you're trying whatever you can think of.

    Then, whey he finds out you don't have cancer, he'll always love marijuana.

    :smile:
     
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    Jayla Doopy do! Gold

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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Another idea is to go into his room at 3am, and grab him by his pajama collar hard to wake him up, and tell him that if he ever says anything to anyone that you'll kill him. :smile:
     
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    Tell him you're repented and will never smoke again. Then get some edibles.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Another idea is to leave a couple of fuckbooks laying around for him to find, and then charging in the room while hes beating off and yell 'we're even, you fucking faggot!' :smile:
     
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    It's like I'm Ward Cleaver and shit over here.

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    im going with these.
     
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    Tell him you have cataracts., however if you really want to do right by the kid put him up for adoption, you're smoking pot in front of him and asking us assholes on here what lie you should tell him.

    Smarten up chief.
     
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