Shit just got real...Taliban declares Jihad on ISIS

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  1. chapped

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    April 20, Kabul, Afghanistan: The police chief of southern Helmand province, Nabi Jan Mullahkhel said Sunday that the Taliban and ISIS groups have announced jihad against each other. Helmand province has been considered the hotbed of the Taliban and also the largest producer of opium. The turf war between the ISIS and the Taliban is not something secret as Abu Bakar Al-Baghdadi, the leader of the ISIS has called the Taliban’s leader Mullah Omar “a fool and an illiterate warlord”. Al-Baghdadi who had fought under the banner of al-Qaeda against then Soviet’s troops in Afghanistan, said that Mullah Omar doesn’t deserve spiritual and political credibility. Last week, the Taliban leader ordered its fighters not join the ISIS and never let its flag to be hoisted on Afghan soil however despite that some insurgents are joining the ISIS perhaps for lavish resources and international caliphate ideology. Mullahkhel, said that they have received documents that show both the groups have announced jihad against each other. Reports of clashes between the fighters of the Taliban and the ISIS have not been surfaced yet however the Taliban condemned the suicide blast in eastern province of Nangarhar where 33 people were killed and over 120 injured. The ISIS had claimed responsibility for the attack

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    Well this oughta get good.
     
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    We gonna have to back the Taliban now? Lord this is quite the tensus!!!
     
  4. chapped

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    Wonder what the Vegas line stated at?

    Smart money is on the smelling goat fuckers. ..
     
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    No need to lose your heads over this.
     
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    Which side is Muhammed on:

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    Meanwhile US warships are moving in off the coast of Yemen to intercept iranian weapons.
     
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    Good. The very definition of a Win-Win. The US should let them fight this out to the bitter end and more importantly, stay the fuck out of it.
     
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    Win-win situation.
     
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    bye bye to a 10yr run of great cheap dope..was fun while it lasted :(
     
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    Which is the cooler name....I'll go with ISIS
     
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    Shit got real back in 657 AD.
     
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    religion of peace
     
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    Maybe when its all over we can all get some muslim poon

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    Hmmm. It's a little like the Mafia complaining that the new guys are dealing narcotics, instead of the old fashioned ways of running whiskey and prostitutes. But, O.K., it sounds like Allah is on board with this, so let's have at it.

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    You've got to sink pretty damn low...
     
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    I've often wondered just how wonderfully bloody it would be over there if we just minded our own business
    maybe it would be a bigger disaster
    maybe it would work out for us in a glorious manner
    these fucks seem incapable of being friendly with anyone--including each other
     
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