Gary: Howard we can't get a good guest for Monday. Howard: Again? Fuck. Okay, you're a monkey, throw your feces all over the bathroom and we can run with this all week. Gary: I'm on it Boff. What style of shitting do you want? Howard: Go for chunky monkey. Gary: The listeners will eat this shit up! Howard: I piss AND shit on my fans! Gary: I have wall sconces. Howard: I have 7 chimneys.