When I was 12 a bunch of friends and I were leaving school when a couple of us figured we should piss beforehand, but we are located in the kindergarten wing. The bathrooms should be smaller sized but this one wasn't. We piss but one friend goes into a stall and just starts laughing hysterically. There's a massive log spanning the bowl and wont flush. The water just keeps getting more brown when you try. So we call one of the janitors over. Totally old school. The janitor doesnt bat an eye. Goes in to the stall and pulls out the log with his bare hand and throws it in the trash. Beyond vile but to this day I cannot tell that story without cracking up.