WTF Shit stories

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  1. Fillmore Fingers

    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    When I was 12 a bunch of friends and I were leaving school when a couple of us figured we should piss beforehand, but we are located in the kindergarten wing.

    The bathrooms should be smaller sized but this one wasn't. We piss but one friend goes into a stall and just starts laughing hysterically. There's a massive log spanning the bowl and wont flush. The water just keeps getting more brown when you try. So we call one of the janitors over.

    Totally old school. The janitor doesnt bat an eye. Goes in to the stall and pulls out the log with his bare hand and throws it in the trash.

    Beyond vile but to this day I cannot tell that story without cracking up.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    The Greatest Generation!!!

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    I walked into a crowded rest stop mens room. I needed a stall but all the stalls wer occupied except for this one that had a clogged toilet.

    So i flushed it with my foot and it proceeded to flood the bathroom. I made an immediate exit.

    As I was leaving I sawr an old man having trouble walking entering the bathroom.

    I waited a few minutes and went back in hoping to find a stall. The first thing I saw was a bloodied faced old man being helped out of the bathroom.

    I found a stall.
     
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    I woke up in the middle of the night to piss. I'm standing there pissing and crack a huge fart. I laugh, as I usually do in this quite common situation, and go back to bed. I wake up early the next morning to take another piss and my underwear is stuck to me. Took me a minute to figure out what the fuck was going on. My giant fart was actually a giant shit and it dried over the next few hours. I tried to quickly shower it off and dispose of the underwear, but our bathroom was right next to the bedroom and my wife, still in bed, awakes from the sound of the shower and yells in asking why I'm showering so early in the morning. When I tell her, she asks why I would tell her that. I said because you fucking asked. Next time I'm doing something which seems odd, assume you don't want to know the answer.
     
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    I worked in a steel factory which had more then a couple disgruntled employees. one day there was a big meeting and the boss was saying people were doing disgusting things, like whipping boogers on the walls while making copies of paperwork but what happened that day drove him over the edge he wouldn't say what happened but mentioned the bathroom. I asked around after the meeting and the guys had told me someone took a huge steaming dump on the floor .I asked who they thought it was there was a guy that was my buddy they blamed him because he was always nodding out at work but he told me it wasn't him.
     
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    How much money was in his wallet?
     
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    Walking back from school, maybe grade 3, was about 30 yards away from home and couldn't hold it, shit my pants in the middle of a parking lot.
     
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    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    A guy at work got fired for being slack, however the bosses were slack for not escorting him out of the building. A few minutes later one of the office ladies walks out into the shop to find a huge log laying on one of the work area rugs. Everyone came out of the office to see for themselves. The boss asked my buddy to clean it up. The rug was about 12' x 15' so good sized. Instead of "cleaning up" the spot my buddy rolled up the rug log and all and tossed everything in the dumpster.
     
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    Hahaha