shit that only happens to me...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by cheezedbyfate, Aug 8, 2012.

  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i got sand in my pants after changing at the beach and now my cockhead is irritated...
    looks like i used a cheezegrater on it....
    fukme.....:facepalm:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wow that sucks

    I wasn't at the beach because I have a JOB
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Worster than someone who doesn't have a retirement
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    you people whine a lot.
     
  5. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I go to the beach almost daily, haven't had that problem yet.
     
  6. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    vacation...heard of it?






    cowboys suck
     
  7. Satori Brah

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    cockhead pwned
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    NO YOU FUCKING SUCK :pissed:
     
  9. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i cant even move unless im naked...the rubbing against any fabric is too irritating
     
  10. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Now sand in the ass crack is another story.
     
  11. banksy

    banksy It's summertime VIP

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    Wash the sand out of your vagina.
     
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    this
     
  13. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    this is no joking matter....just breifly run 80 grit sandpaper over your cockhead and imagine that feeling all day....
     
  14. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    pray for my healing revrand or whatever you are....
     
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    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

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    done
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    cowboys do suck
     
  17. banksy

    banksy It's summertime VIP

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    All kidding aside, how unclean of a person are you?

    You don't shower after spending a day at the beach?
     
  18. jokeland

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    put a chunk of vaseline on it

    Whatever your problem, Slippy has had it worse.
     
  19. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    Salve it
     
  20. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    reason # 36 to not be circumcised ---built in sand shield