Shit The Pelican will Never Understand

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  1. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    The list is humongous. Sports, particularly football (the real stuff not that third-world-Nancy bullshit), hanging out with friends, working with his hands for fun (I don't mean babysitter porn; more like carpentry and the like), etc.

    But right now the biggest thing Wig will never understand for me is country music. Big Bird thinks it's all that bullshit top 40 pop-cuntry stuff. He thinks it's a bunch of untalented rubes in "Reggie-hatin'" hats.

    I disagree.

    Case in point:

    [video=youtube;JANcTGe2AXo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANcTGe2AXo[/video]
     
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    Living like a man......
     
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    chris gaines
     
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    That heterosexual males don't check out other guys junk in locker rooms and bathrooms

    that chimneys don't buy happiness
     
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    Howard won't waste his time with any pursuit that does not make him money. That's why he quit chess, but continues with photography.
     
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    Oh, that's a huge fucking one. It's one of those things, you know, you're in a locker room or whatever with some naked guys. You may SEE a nude man but you aren't CHECKING him out.

    He can't understand the concept. He equates SEEING with CHECKING OUT.

    If I had a time-machine, I wouldn't stop 9/11, I wouldn't stop Hitler, I wouldn't stop Oswald from popping Kennedy.

    I'd use it to go back and watch Wiggo get his ass kicked repeatedly in high school.
     
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    Howard doesn't understand how to be happy despite having a $Billion in the bank
     
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    Can you imagine the fuck being poor?

    At least he'd be suffering in silence.
     
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    That his big gangling gold digger trophy wife is stupid looking, not one bit of sexuality.
     
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    He'll never understand why people enjoy Beer. Because he doesn't drink anything but expensive red wine . . .
     
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    Being grateful
    Being generous
    Being funny
     
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    /thread

    I think the biggest thing he doesn't understand, or refuses to acknowledge because it would cost him some credit and some marbles, aside from reality, is that it wasn't "his formula" for success that made him successful; it was the people involved in his show.

    He thinks he can make Ronnie, JD, and all the other mutant-freak underlings interesting, but he can't.

    Hiring Benjy as a comedy writer doesn't actually make Benjy a comedy writer.
     
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    Tall skinny women with no curves and fake boobs are not attractive.
     
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    Why people eat red meat.
     
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    How can you eat salmon & potatoes only for the rest of your life . . . :dontknow:

    - - -

    P.S. Red Meat & Shell Fish = :lunch:
     
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    Having real friends
     
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    Having employees who respect you for taking care of them financially . . .
     
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    Howard has been pre-programmed by his goyim-hatin' parents to ridicule & disparage anything that's Southern. As the child of Southerners -- but born & raised in NYC, i've experienced that kind of acceptable-prejudice, first hand.
     
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    getting high with your bros'
     
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    Fucking without a condom on . . .