Shit Thread. Really.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dexterdog, Jul 12, 2015.

  1. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Okay, so how often do you poop? Reason I even ask is because I used to be able to take a nice healthy dump first thing in the morning, most of the time even before my first coffee. Then maybe again in the afternoon or evening. Lately I can go a couple or even three days without any action, and even then it's a couple of rabbit pellets.
    I eat normally, drink plenty of water, yadda yadda yadda... Maybe it's age related.
    Stern related because his show is shit.
     
  2. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Throw in some avocados and you'll be shitting like a madman.
     
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    potroast Well-Known Member

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    Prunes! :grad:
     
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    You'll be shitting ropes
     
  6. zutroy

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    Pop Tarts are a good shit catalyst.
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    1. The average adult only eats 15 grams of fiber per day. Women need 25 grams of fiber per day, and men need 38 grams per day, according to the Institute of Medicine.Aug 20, 2014
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    Apples, flaxseed, or just lots of water can help w/ that.
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    I usually have the urge to defecate whenever I see a Hab's jersey. Excuse me, I have to go now.
     
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    Didn't KC have a horror story from when he chugged a whole bottle of apple juice?
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Once a day if i'm eating like i'm supposed to. Twice a week if I eat garbage.
     
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    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Leafs fan, huh?
     
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  13. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Twice a week ? Does that hurt?

    I get ready to blow about 15 minutes after I have my morning coffee, every day. I couldn't imagine not pooping at least once a day.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I tied the winch on my truck to it and hope for the best.


     
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    Zyro Well-Known Member

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    This stuff is my kryptonite. You might want to try it the first time when you have a day off to see how your body reacts.

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Lately, I'm all or nothing. Got backed up mid-week and I've gone 7 times so far this weekend. Not finished, either.

    Normally it's once per day in the AM before I shower.

    I take one Metamucil tab each day.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    one time when I was doing couponing there was a sale on Dr. Oetker pizza
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    that darn pizza jammed me up for 2 days.
     
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    Morning wake up dump everyday.....more often than not an late afternoon explosion.. I drink lots of water and eat several small meals durning the day. I couldn't imagine going days or weeks without a steamer like that horse faced Arab hooker Beth Oats.
     
  19. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Have you tried taking fish oil? While regular, my dumps were like solid granite logs. I added fish oil to control my cholesterol and it's been smooth sailing ever since. Take a nice long weekend at home if you decide to go this route. Total shit a rama when you first start.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    a lot of things no longer agree with my system
    whipped cream -> explosive diarrhea
    nuts -> rectal pain