Okay, so how often do you poop? Reason I even ask is because I used to be able to take a nice healthy dump first thing in the morning, most of the time even before my first coffee. Then maybe again in the afternoon or evening. Lately I can go a couple or even three days without any action, and even then it's a couple of rabbit pellets. I eat normally, drink plenty of water, yadda yadda yadda... Maybe it's age related. Stern related because his show is shit.