Shit you can say around friends that they "get."

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  1. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Do you have any terms, quotes, words or whatever that you can say around friends, or significant others, that they just "get?"

    It can range from goofy to serious.

    For example: I can say "new-boot goofin'" around my wife or some friends and they instantly "get" it. We share a laugh.

    A buddy and I can communicate using only quotes from Caddyshack. "I felt I owed it to them" is one notable. Or, "Hey, Lama! How 'bout somethin', you know, for the effort?"

    Shit like that.

    This is Pelican related because Wiggy knows exactly what The Aryan Princess means by saying she's "going to see grandmother."
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Everyone gets it when I say my wife is a cunt.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Don't make a mockery of this.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    My wife is not really a cunt. I was trying to be cool and shit. My wife made me say that,

    My wife is a cunt
     
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    I go to the caddyshack quotes a lot as well. I used the pond pool on my kids the other day. They laughed
     
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    Do the two of you share any terms or quotes that both will understand as if part of an esoteric group?

    You know, do you say stuff like, "go do the dishes" and she knows you really mean "get outta here before I start smackin' you around"?
     
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    "Yeah, I have a pool. . . and a pond. The pond would be good for you."

    Ha ha, yeah. Used that one recently, too.
     
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    I consistently quote "Simpsons", "Austin Powers" and "Caddyshack" around my friends. Thankfully they get it, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
     
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    My girlfriend and I have a shit-ton of inside jokes. Most of them revolving around O&A bits. Nobody else gets them. Which is fine, because I don't have any friends.

    *sigh*
     
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    Hell yes with the Caddyshack quotes! My buddy and I are always spouting the following at each other (but they don't really signify much):

    "Porterhouse! Look at the wax buildup on my shoes!" (general response to anything)

    "How'd you like to mow my lawn? Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm?" (usually a response to "How ya doin'?")

    "Ahoy, polloy" (general greeting)

    "Of course it's real, I bought it from a Negro" (used anytime anything's authenticity is questioned)

    "Very funny. What time are you due back at Boys Town?" (response to a good zinger that hits the mark)

    and

    "You're probably so high right now and don't even know it!" (response to "I'm wasted," or even, "I'm not feelin' too bad," after a few beers)
     
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    Do you take drugs, Danny?
     
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    SalsMasterShake Mouthpiece VIP

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    You two look like a couple of boobies!
     
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    [video=youtube;VzPsdkTCufs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPsdkTCufs[/video]
     
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    Ha ha ha, the "free bowl of soup" thing works on so much shit.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    I use this quote often from Caddyshack.....
    [video=youtube;eiRGRvE_Wqg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiRGRvE_Wqg[/video]
     
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    "Who's retarded now"
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs quotes all day.

    "Look at the big brains on Brad!"
     
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    If I say to my girlfriend " I want to go to Jimmy Pesto's. I'm going to wear my lazy pants, and drink. A lot." That means we're going to go to the Italian place for dinner, and I'm being casual and drinking a lot. Quote from Bob's Burgers.
     
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    I never saw Caddyshack until a few years ago. That seen almost gave me a fucking aneurysm. I had to pause it cuz I couldn't stop laughing. It was just one of those things.
     
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    Every time a song comes up that's heavy on saxophone, I always have to say this:
    [video=youtube;b1kLxLdtIiE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kLxLdtIiE[/video]