SHITS DENSE

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    No, this is dense.

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    Fuck you backcracker
     
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    Visuals :clap:
     
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    when the one kid was real little
    the fucking kid had all kinda trouble crapping
    the wife used to lay the kid on it's back
    push up the legs and the kid would push like hell
    a rock of shit would eventually squeeze out
    all kindsa pain and screaming

    not sure if we ever sought medical help over that issue

    I'm a mediocre father at best
     
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    Soft / Watery stools leak round hard stool and soil pants. :nocheer:
     
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    Hahaha
     
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    Overflow diarrhearrrrrr?
     
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    Isn't it funny that you pass a stool while you are sitting on the toilet stool?
     
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    Bwhahahahahahaha :fatsteve:
     
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    I unleashed one the other day that I wasn't sure was going to come out. The crowning effect was brutal, I thought I was shitting a toaster oven.
    After much screaming and gnashing of teeth, order was restored.

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    I shit, wipe, flush...spritz some air freshener and gtfo. You people and yer shit problems... :rolleyes:
     
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    Tough to dump and run with a toaster up yer ass.
     
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    It was a microwave, but ok.
     
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    This is why so many people have heart attacks and strokes whilst constipated on the toilet...all that squeezing and grunting pops a blood vessel or a piece of plaque into the blood stream, and you're fucked.

    The most likely time and day to die from a heart attack is on a Monday morning...true story.

    http://myheartsisters.org/2009/06/04/monday-morning-heart-attacks/

    I'll see you fuckers in another 6 months or so.