Discussion in 'The Bar' started by crazypreacher, Apr 1, 2015.
No, this is dense.
Fuck you backcracker
when the one kid was real little
the fucking kid had all kinda trouble crapping
the wife used to lay the kid on it's back
push up the legs and the kid would push like hell
a rock of shit would eventually squeeze out
all kindsa pain and screaming
not sure if we ever sought medical help over that issue
I'm a mediocre father at best
Soft / Watery stools leak round hard stool and soil pants.
Isn't it funny that you pass a stool while you are sitting on the toilet stool?
This is going to be my next av.
I unleashed one the other day that I wasn't sure was going to come out. The crowning effect was brutal, I thought I was shitting a toaster oven.
After much screaming and gnashing of teeth, order was restored.
I shit, wipe, flush...spritz some air freshener and gtfo. You people and yer shit problems...
Tough to dump and run with a toaster up yer ass.
It was a microwave, but ok.
This is why so many people have heart attacks and strokes whilst constipated on the toilet...all that squeezing and grunting pops a blood vessel or a piece of plaque into the blood stream, and you're fucked.
The most likely time and day to die from a heart attack is on a Monday morning...true story.
I'll see you fuckers in another 6 months or so.