Shittens reviews on Amazon

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    This review is from: Shittens disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes
    I've been compared to a living as-seen-on-tv commercial. Life is simply too hard for me. Shittens allow me avoid messy situations in the bathroom. Far too often I find myself with poop running down my legs, the wall, and my dog. Thanks to Shittens, all I do is throw more money away on items that help me stand and breath at the same time.Help other customers find the most helpful

     
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    can't wait to write a proper review
     
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    Some day, all the shittens threads will be merged into a global one- and I would like to be the one doing the merging

    Like Mr. Wilhelm at 2:07
    [video=youtube_share;CoCEc5B1M8Y]http://youtu.be/CoCEc5B1M8Y[/video]
     
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    By mistake I ate one yesterday...., November 12, 2013
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    This review is from: Shittens disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes
    have to say it tasted better than any of the dishes I ate from following recipes in Robin Quiver's latest book.
     
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    :lully::lully::bully::bully:

    [video=youtube;JZEIMQ42-oU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEIMQ42-oU[/video]
     
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    I almost shit myself laughing at this comment...need to buy some shittens.
     
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    Nice find! :up:

    $14.99 for 20 wipes. That's 75 cents per wipe!

    Depending on how things...............................turn out..............................you could take a $5 shit!

    :nocheer:

    It's ironic that the inventors of Shittens can't afford to use them.

    But these....................these come out to less than 6 cents per wipe!


    So they have to convince people that not only are Shittens...................fucking Shittens :rolleyes:.....................better than regular ol' moist wipes, but they're 15x better than regular ol' moist wipes.

    On top of that ridiculous and insurmountable uphill premise, who the fuck mail-orders toilet paper?!?

    :uscratch:

    How do you plow through with this awful idea all the way to the "we're actually doing this!" stage?!?!?

    :facepalm:
     
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    But can you flush them down the toilet
     
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    Fixed that last post for you! :hat:
     
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    Shittens are endorsed by the Paranormal Pooper

    [video=youtube;SPO72dz8_Ew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPO72dz8_Ew[/video]
     
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    Holy. SHIT.
     
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    He is a wordy fuck. Mr. BB. When I see his posts I just scroll down to the neg button.
     
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    That's what he just did to me, sensitive lil' feller...
     
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    He stopped negging me when he became the "dawgshed blogger". :wtf: Perfect job for someone who likes to type endless drivel that no one cares about. :crazy:

    Don't be surprised if he starts wishing death on you.
     
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    ROFL, he negged you for that???
     
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    Did we just find our uniter?