Shittens VS One Wipe Charlies: Which do you prefer?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    They got Jenny McCarthy to endorse them? :facepalm:
     
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    Holy shit..think about it..last week howig was so happy she is coming back on the show..and she endorses these things...it's all connected
     
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    Am I the only one that wets normal toilet paper n& it does the same exact thing???
     
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    No longer will Howard have to probe his anus with his finger searching for remnants.
    Now he can cram his whole fist in there... :shitcoffee:
     
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    :c
     
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    He's into that, ya know... :wtf:
     
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    The joke is that they are mittens to wipe a dirty asshole.

    I hope they give people cancer.
     
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    Whose ass is that big? :wtf:
    (Besides Robin)
     
  11. GaryPuppet

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    I disagree, I have done both. Flushable wipes are much better!
     
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    With respect, kill yourself.
     
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    So, I shouldn't go with the erotic asphyxiation like I planned?


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    P.S. put a dick in it!
     
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    Richie needs to give Howard a cut of the profits to get him to talk it up some more and take some phone calls which just happen to mention how great Shittens are.
     
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    If you shave your whole asshole your on step ahead of the game, very gay but very effective. GF tosses salad so its a must :cI like Richie and Rachel so I'll go with the shittens.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    HAHAHA He doesnt know what the three seashells are for...
     
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    before too long we're going to find that the ingredients in all of these buttwipes and shittens are carcinogens. i'm amazed at how obsessive we've become about anal cleanliness.

    and sorry everyone....the anus is there for one thing and one thing only. shoving things up your ass is not natural (it's OK to try just for the hell of it, but you've got to admit why would you prefer anal sex if you can have regular vaginal intercourse).
     
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    Your nothing but a Good Time Charlie.
     
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