Shitting at work: The definitive word

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    OK, this is nothing big. We had a discussion about the disgusting people that shit at work last week. Today I entered a restroom at work and there was someone in one of the toilet stalls. It's bad enough that you can here their farts and shits but this guy was grunting like an animal. He was breathing very hard and making some of the weirdest noises. I don't even make noises at home. If I hadn't been so totally disgusted, I might have considered recording it. The guy had to be breaking a sweat at the very least, he was trying so hard.

    Do you hear guys making anamalistic noises while trying to push out a sewer serpent?

    What about you ladies? You were strangely quiet in the last thread.
     
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    I walked into the bathroom at work today to take those pictures for @Mlaw WTF thread and heard quite a ruckus in a stall. Mostly farts.

    The worst is when someone is on their cell phone in the stall while taking a crap. How does someone do that?!? :scared:
     
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    Ironically, I never hear people shitting.
     
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    This is why I love working from home.
     
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    bet you have seen some nasty ones though :puke:
     
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    I shared a room with hasidic jews.

    I don't know what the fuck they ate, but they sure know how to stink up a bathroom. @newcastlefan
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Re: the sensor toilets,

    I hate when you build up a boss toilet paper seat and then you move out of range and it flushes the toilet paper seat down.

    Fuckin' A.
     
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    I compiling a picture thread. :c
     
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    The piss stalls at my gym are right across from the shitters. The ventilation doesn't work, the whole dressing room smells like a fucking toilet. I change and shower at home. This gym is "high end" allegedly.
     
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    One time I took a monster piss in the bowl and dribbled a little bit on the seat. When I bent over to wipe it up, my tie went for a nice yellow dip.
     
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    Barry Scheck can to speak at the law school and earlier in the day he was in the shitter talking in the phone. It was baller. My friends and I now do it to each other. We call and just say "you've been Schecked." :jj:
     
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    When I worked in an office there was a dude from South America that would wipe his ass and put the shitty tp in the garbage can because the shithole country he came from didn't have sewage systems that could handle tp. :facepalm:
     
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    :puke:
     
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    If I hear someone making a fuss I always just laugh loudly and get the fuck out.

    I had a guy that was a manager of concessions at a local sports facility that I twice witnessed (audibly) giving birth in a stalll then exiting the bathroom without washing. That's the worst. I left a note in the suggestion box for his division...... "Mr.******* doesn't wash his hands after he takes a shit. Seriously." :yes:
     
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    Exactly. He was a big handshaker too so I would be furiously scrubbing with purel before he even walked away. He always looked at me like I was rude. Fuck you poop nails! :jj:
     
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    Sorry bout that, mang.
    :c
     
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    The best was Tom Arnold in Austin Powers.
    "That's right, you show that turd who's boss!"
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