Shitty dreams

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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    i have had a shit night of rotten dreams.
    I dreamt that I was in an airplane crash and my brother was the pilot. The crash was a slow build, so the entire dream was all prelude to impact, with me screaming in terror as the ground got closer. Of course, one minute we were crashing over the ocean, then into a bridge, etc.
    After that I started dreaming that my dog got lost. For some reason he had an artificial leg. I spent the entire dream trying to contact animal shelters and walking through dense cities trying to find him.
    I woke up, walked the floors a bit, then went back to bed. My dreams immediately began again, only this time we were searching for my dog by helicopter and crashed.
     
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    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    I like you.
     
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    Anxiety about all of the positive life changes you are making this year. Subconscious flushing out angst. All better.

    Shake it off. Stay on target.

    P.S. PM PJ's plz :wink:
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Alas, I sleep naked.
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    You vixen.
     
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    Look on the bright side! At least you didnt dream that Beth rescued your lost dog. Talk about horror!
     
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    I have really weird/bad dreams when my mind is troubled. I have a dream analyzer app and 95% of the time it's spot on.
    Funny enough, I just got up awhile ago and I was dreaming of John Stamos :bounce:
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    GatGirl you do seem to have a shit theme to many of your posts. Is there something you'd like to tell us?
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    This is an interesting observation.
    Shit.
     
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    I had vivid dreams last night as well. Mostly tidal waves at a luxury hotel.
    I rarely have dreams. I don't sleep much for that matter.
    It must have been the Kung Pao Shrimp from PF Chang's last night.

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    And did you find your dog?

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    Going to sleep on a full stomach causes fucked up dreams...what, pray-tell, did YOU eat yesterday!!??
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  12. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I never found the dog. I did see him at one point hanging out on the street with some artsy guy.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Jesus Christ. That would be a god damn night terror.
     
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    I dream about tidal waves all the time! Water is a sign of emotions so you're going through something subconsciously.
     
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    My dreams have been strange for quite some time now, and they always have one of the following themes:

    1) I find a secret door in my basement and when I open it and walk through, I find myself in a beautiful mansion, with elegant furniture and window hangings, chandeliers and deep pile carpeting. I feel thrilled to find this door and to learn that my own house is much bigger than I thought it was.

    2) My house is literally falling apart, with water coming through the ceilings and rotten floorboards coming up under my feet.

    3) My house has been renovated but for some reason, I feel that one of the bathrooms is haunted and evil. When I walk in, it's dark, the fixtures are all grimy and overflowing and its cold.

    4) I'm back in high school or college because I believe that I was told I never had enough credits to graduate and needed to start over. I struggle to make up a schedule and find out I'm constantly missing classes.
     
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    My dreams are usually strange and often consist of me not able to complete work tasks because other things constantly come up that I have to do first.
     
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    Dude, you're fucked up...

    I'm just kidding! I have dreams like that too. Look them up, they all have relevant meanings.
     
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    It could be worse, you could be married to her.
     
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    I got hammered last night and barely even remember going to bed. :burp:
    You could try that approach.
    On the other hand I have a headache and will probably be taking a nap this afternoon so I might have some bad dreams then. :nocheer:
     
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    You always have dreams. You just don't remember them. People who don't have dreams end up in asylums. Dreaming is a necessary blow off valve for sanity.
     
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