Shitty Monday blahblahblahblah thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by P-B, Sep 15, 2014.

  1. P-B

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  2. Scott

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    It's always fuck o'clock somewhere. :beer:
     
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    "Hi! Is this the Korean Clock Shop?"
     
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    I yam kowean!
     
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    Your boss is a piece of shit.
     
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    Not this shit again.
     
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    I want a pizza with everything on it. Just leave off the anchovies, the mushrooms, the onions, the peppers, the pepperoni, and the cheese
     
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    Is your chicken fresh?
     
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    I just had lunch with Frank and Kathy Lee at The Sherry Netherland
     
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    Oh shit the bed :ufacepalm:
     
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    I'm sitting here with my grandson. I'm watching my stories.
     
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    I'm calling about the Kenmore washer.
     
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    Know what? I am getting SO DAMN SICK of being LEFT ON HOLD!
     
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    Yeah this is Willy
     
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    Butcher ?

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    I'm really absolutely sick of this balloon shit.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Karl's not here!
     
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    That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!
     
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    Yeah I got oatmeal
     
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    May I have a glass of hot water?