Shitty story...You wimmen be nuts

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Virginia woman admits to spreading feces over co-worker's desk
    BY Joel Landau
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 3:03 PM
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    Andrea Joy Edwards, 31, admitted to spreading contaminated feces on a co-worker’s mouse and chair at a Virginia lab.
    For a lab partner, she was real pooper.

    A Virginia woman who admitted to spreading human feces that contained an infectious bacteria all over a co-worker's workspace was sentenced to two year probation, The Winchester Star reports.

    Andrea Edwards was so angry with her colleague at a laboratory that she collected a stool sample from a client she tested knowing it contained a type of bacteria that could cause infection, diarrhea, stomach pain and death, the newspaper reported.

    The 31-year old then took the sample and smeared it on the victim's computer mouse and desk chair, authorities charged.

    Edwards was spared from serving any jail time but will continue to spend the next year under supervised probation, the
     
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    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    She's hot.
     
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    That's really a shitty story.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    It's not bad enough to spread around crap, she had to track down INFECTIOUS crap to spread.
     
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    anal? :dontknow:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    She looks like shit
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Anyone else have a problem with the term "contaminated feces"? When is feces not contaminated? What could feces be contaminated with? Other feces?
     
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    Hot shit :shit:
     
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    Shitty job, but someone's gotta do it.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Better to smear feces on his stuff than to marry him. She was being kind.
     
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    What an asswipe.
     
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    cetiya Lunatic Gold

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    Sounds like C DIff.
     
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    If you're gonna do it, might as well make it count.
     
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    When you work with shit all day these are the type of office pranks you have to deal with. At least it wasn't his chapstick.
     
  16. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    Her sentence should include a "Dirty Sanchez."
     
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    It's all potentially infectious because you have microbes in your gut that are necessary to digest foods but you have no resistance to is exposed to it otherwise, like e.coli. That's why it's shit. By contaminated I'm assuming it was from someone with something like HIV or Herpes, etc.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    guilty
     
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    Bet you are right. All the right symptoms listed.
     
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