Shiv, EasyJesus, and Sea Slob are pieces of shit

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  1. FatKidSullivan

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    @Shivvy has been arrested multiple times with the mugshots to match. This multiple con who couldn't beat most 10th graders on an IQ test actually thinks he's fit to be on the police department. His family is so fucked up that they literally burn themselves with irons and cut themselves with plates in front of him! And that's just his mother...

    @EasyJesus is in a loveless marriage. The guy never talks about his wife. He obviously hates her. I don't know what will happen first; Murder-suicide or divorce. He thinks he's a playboy, but he's really just kind of a chubby babyfaced bitch. The women he thinks are flirting with him are just nice to him because it's their job. He brags about gambling lowstakes money on a Howard Stern message board in the event that someone will be impressed.

    @Sea Slob is just a liar. He says he's personally worth $1.8 million dollars. He says his children go to school wtih Arizona Cardinals players. This impresses no one.
     
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    Gracious
     
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    @dawg, please award fks with Creepiest POTY banner.

    TIA
     
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    Don't know much about Sea Slob.
     
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    You forgot about AG,
     
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    This
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Dramer. Board dramer. :emperor:
     
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    Ok
     
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    Shit and Easy Jesus hate me, Sea Slob seems ok and his atrocities listed above, seem minor....
     
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    Hello Cabin!!
     
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    callout thread :cheer:
     
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    Lol AnimalGod. Lol Giant tummy. @Scott
     
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    Hello Laugh. :nojj:
     
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    Hat trick!
     
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    I gotta go to a party and shit just got real. :bigcry:
     
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    dude why you bringing in family :dontknow:
     
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    Hold me. :nojj:
     
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    I get Shiv and Sea Slob, but it's not EJ's fault that his wife fucks other guys.
     
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