Shiv just drunk dialed me...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    all three holes will be empty tonight :hat:
     
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Yours or his?
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    :secret: Mrs. Shiv's
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    wiskey dick
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    he's Irish, whiskey is mother's milk to Shiv :hat:
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    thanks for taking my call
     
  8. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Did he say ...

    "guess who has a monkey with a pistol as an avatar" ?
     
  9. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    :lol:
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :lol: pretty close.

    it was "guess which drunken monkey has a hard dick in his hand"
     
  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    thank you for your call
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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  13. wicked smaaaht

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    :evil: I predicted this
     
  14. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Shiv is ok. I don't see how anyone has a problem with him.
     
  15. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Did I win the fur coat, the basket ball goal AND the Kenmore dryer?
     
  16. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    he's the balls
     
  17. freds

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    mochinist called him a wanker.
     
  18. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Hi Fred.
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    :cheer:
     
  20. Mlaw

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    I miss Mo