Shiv you fat pussy boy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by GHP, Dec 30, 2012.

  1. GHP

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    When your wife calls you Pumpkin it's not a pet name
     
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    bump
     
  3. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    When shiv's wife says she needs a new sweater she means she needs a new husband

    For you slower posters, shiv tends to perspire
     
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    Your momma so fat...
     
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    ...when she discovered shiv she named it America
     
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    shiv sweats so much he has to tread water just to stand still
     
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    You are rockin now baby....

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    WTF :jj:


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    Instead of bringing in the groceries, shiv just eats them in the car
     
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    That seems like it would hurt.
     
  14. gwartney

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    :lmao:
     
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    Shiv's wife bought him a moo-moo and an oink-oink for Christmas
     
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    Shiv sweats so much because he thinks his wife will mistake him for Tyrone
     
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    White people never know what to do when a black person makes fun of another black person.:chair:
     
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    Shiv's such a pussy he sits down to pee AND insert his tampon