Shivvey I would like to confess my love for you

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  1. Gadmus126

    Gadmus126 Well-Known Member

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    Dearest Shivv

    You have been with me through some very trying times in my life. You never left me you always stuck right by my side. When you grabbed me that day and kissed me I saw stars your moist soft lips pressed against mine. You made my loins quiver. And when you put your sausage fingers down my pants and parted the hairs through my meaty vagina to find my clit I felt light headed. I thought to myself could this be true as my heart was pounding you stuck your sausage finger in my hole even though I confessed to you that I haven't showered in a week. You didn't mind my that my vag smelled like dead fish you took your fingers out licked them like I tasted like Kentucky fried chicken.

    Then when we finally went to that cheap hotel and you threw me on the bed and ripped off my clothes you didn't mind my 220lb body and my fishy smelling vag you ravaged me like no other. You stuck your head deep into my clit and made me explode colors all your face.

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    When you entered me with your big ten I winced and was so surprised I wept without you knowing. What a joyus day. You pounded me till we both came with such explosion we didn't want it to ever end. I knew deep in my heart it had to end so tragic that we could only spend such a short amount of time together. I knew you must eventually go back to your wench and that we would have to continue to love each other from a distance. So very sad so happy we had that time together. I will always love you and never forget your big 10 incher.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    jesus christ
     
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    ewwwww
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Well there went my KFC.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    for the love of god
     
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    Gaddy! :wub:
     
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    finally, someone loves Shivvy.
     
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    the only part that sounds phony is the "10 incher" part.
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I thought shiv's butt would look hairier :dontknow:
     
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    Is that the name of HAL's autobiography?
     
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    You'd be amazed how big hair brushes can be.
     
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    I loved when you dressed up like Tuesday and chased me around the room with your huge boner.

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    Holy
     
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    Fuck
     
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