shock-family-of-woman-killed-in-dc-calls-for-obama paternity test

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by R.P. McMurphy, Dec 3, 2013.

  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    What's with the dashes bro
     
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    seems-100%-legit-to-me-considering-the-story's-source.
     
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    This would be the greatest thing ever.
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...its in remembrance of a journalist named herb caen. he started as a sports guy and ended up being the newspaper voice of san francisco. he was like harvey levin but back in the 80's. he would switch between gossip drops with the ... he was called the father of dot dot dot journalism. reading his column kept me sane while commuting daily from sacramento to san francisco and back. all i had to do was ride but i feel like a caged animal in a traffic jamb and traffic jambs were a daily thing for me. i enjoyed reading his stuff every day. thanks for asking.
     
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    Are you having a stroke right now? You should go to the ER.
     
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    Obama is in talks with the Jerry Springer Show as we watch the story unfold
     
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    obama's black half will be a DNA match. his white half was out doing boring white shit while his black half was cream-(of wheat)-pieing a strange woman and then having his homeys gun her down. i need to review the video, were they holding the guns sideways as they fired?
     
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    ...are you suppose to be funny? like a clown?
     
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    this seems like an incredibly reliable source :rolleye:
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...alex jones is at walgreens now buying a dna kit.
     
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    Too bad she's black.

    If she was white, even better, a white person from the south with some connection to the tea-party (or at least a registered republican) this would be all over the news for all of us to laugh at.

    Obama doesn't strike me as the type that would cheat on his wife though, he may be president but I'm pretty sure michelle wears the pants in that family and would absolutely kick his ass if he did
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Imagine how disappointed her parents were at the hospital when they found out.
     
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    plus the fact that shes female rules her out as a sexual liason for obongo the twink
     
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    she and my av could be twin sisters. :cwl:
     
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    Mildly off topic: As far as First Ladies go, they sure have kept her out of sight.
     
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    This is as good a time to start posting as any. You guys aren't remembering. This is pastor manning, the " Obama pimps black women and white women ", " Obama is a long legged mac daddy " guy. That's hysterical!
     
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    Hi. Welcome.