Shocker......Fucking Florida

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  1. Lemmy

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    SARASOTA COUNTY - A 3-year-old boy shot his 1-year-old sister in the face with a small-caliber handgun outside a south Venice preschool, the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office reported.

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    The baby girl, who was airlifted to a hospital, is expected to recover.

    The two children were alone in their four-door compact car while their mother was talking to people in the parking lot of the Sonshine Learning Center, 351 Orange Road, around 4:20 p.m. Friday.

    The 3-year-old picked up a handgun that was in the car and shot his sister in the jaw and lip area. The child's injuries were not life-threatening, the Sheriff's Office said Friday evening.

    Sheriff's Office Lt. Vince Mayer said only one shot was fired. He did not know where the gun was in the car when the child obtained it or whether the mother was licensed to have it.

    Mayer described the mother as “distraught.” The father arrived at the scene soon after and was equally devastated.

    First responders were dispatched shortly after 4:30 p.m., said Sarasota County Fire Department spokesman Capt. Jerry Jensen. An air ambulance flew the baby to All Children's Hospital in St. Petersburg.

    Mayer stressed that the incident happened outside the preschool and that no other children were involved.

    “This was not a shooting inside a preschool,” he said.

    Late Friday afternoon, yellow crime scene tape cordoned off part of the preschool, which is located just off U.S. 41 south of Venice. Sheriff's investigators and the department's forensics van were in the parking lot. Investigators at the scene refused to answer questions.

    A child care center employee said all he knew was that a gun had accidentally discharged in a car in the parking lot.

    According to its website, Sonshine Preschool is a faith-based preschool serving children ages six weeks to 5 years old.

    Anyone with information is encouraged to call the Criminal Investigations Section at (941) 861-4900 or leave an anonymous tip with Crime Stoppers by calling 941-366-8477 or by going online to www,sarasotacrimestoppers.com.
     
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    yeah, but its really sunny here :dontknow:
     
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  4. Lemmy

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    Understood. :toptip:
     
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    I much prefer S. Nevada; sunny, no snow (usually), and no hurricanes. :munch:
     
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    It's been five posts already. Can we please get someone in here to attach a .gif of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida from the rest of the United States?





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    has a friend who lived there, talked about flash floods
     
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    Florida is the white thrash Capitol of the US knocking WV from the top spot.
     
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    The mother is 'distraught.' She's also a huge fucking IDIOT.
     
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    And TOO MUCH heat.
     
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    thats explains it :doh:
     
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    But you don't have to shovel heat! :tada:
     
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    Pistol Permit Classes?

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    OK. It's never been done before, but here goes . . .

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    Flori-DUH! - The original Lou Cypher
     
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    Wasnt a revolver so how dumb do you have to be to leave a chamberd handgun around where a little kid can get to it?
    Mother should go to jail for this.
     
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    I've talked to some of the electricians who have worked out there. They say you have to be done working by noon because it's too hot to work on a construction site in the afternoon.