"Shot Dead"

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by rob82, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. rob82

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    :funny: Wasn't even high noon. Good work, gentlemen.
     
  2. LonghornJ

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    Saw that too. :bigup:
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    couldn't miss him
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Who the fuck was he?
     
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    There is a jesus
     
  6. rob82

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    :dontknow: it wasn't the real ag?
     
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    Some degenerate from the lounge who had those filthy pictures of his house
     
  8. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    We should have had a hangin'
     
  9. rob82

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    Oh fuck Dawg, you didn't see all of that go down in the Lounge?

    Okay, so Animalgod was this poster in the Lounge. He is co-author of some very unfunny web comic strips (don't want to give him a plug), and would often post in the Lounge pretending like he's the shit and that everyone was jealous of him. DaveinDiego, Blue Fisher, and others were his buddies for some reason.

    Anyway, his grasp on the Lounge began to slip, so he started posting humiliating pictures of his girlfriend and disgusting pics of his home in an attempt at self-deprecation and reclaiming the Lounge's attention. It worked. He eventually split with the girl, who joined SFN and told us all about how he paid for sex with her and anally raped her. This, of course, was SFN gold and eventually led to invasions of privacy and such on other sites (Facebook, etc.). Anyway, it all culminated in Animalgod creating an "if this thread gets 30,000 posts by (DATE), I'll leave SFN." It got the 30,000 posts, and he's been gone for a few weeks now.
     
  10. Spazzmatazz

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    Maybe we should make gilaet "The Hangman"! :jj:
     
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Damn, I sure am glad i bought spazz that new rifle. Hes a dead shot with that thing!
     
  12. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    :hhh:
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Naw that was gilaet's doin'. All I know is he was really fat, and people seem to hate him.
     
  14. rob82

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    Hey, once I complete that bartending course next week, can I be a bartender here? Or maybe a barback?
     
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    Animalgod, not gilaet...
     
  16. rob82

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    He actually wasn't that bad of a guy when he wasn't pulling his schtick, it's just that he overwhelmed the Lounge and tried too hard to capture everyone's attention, so he soured very quickly.
     
  17. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Better ask Spazz about that, he runs the bar staff.
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I fuckin missed it :mad: I'm watching NFL highlights on YouTube. What happened?
     
  19. Spazzmatazz

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    Tryin' to take my job, eh? In this job market? From an old codger? Shame on you! :spazz:
     
  20. rob82

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    Spazz, what do you think? Can I barback for a while, learn from the veterans like you? I'm tired of being a loud mouth drunk!